/prog/ - prog tell me story

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 18:45

about having extra parentheses in defines in scheme

(define ((a (a (b) b))) aaaaaaa)

(define (a (b)) aaaa)

(define ((a b)) aaaa)

or something

Name: Enterprise Apper 2014-11-22 19:47

wtf is this shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 20:33

>>2
the kernel

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 8:21

define

Go back to /g/.

(define-syntax def
  (syntax-rules ()
    ((def a ...)
     (define a ...))))

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 8:23

>>4
Stop it.

Name: hma.lua 2014-11-23 10:09

hma = math.random(1, 1000)
if hma < 500 then
   print "HAX MY ANUS!"
else
   print "HAX MY ANUS!"
end

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 15:10

>>6
OPTIMIZED
print "HAX MY ANUS!"

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 15:25

>>7
OPTIMISED

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void){
  write(STDOUT_FILENO, "HAX MY ANUS!", 12);
  return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 5:48

>>8

Change it to void main() and remove the return 0.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 6:18

>>9
No, don't do that.

Name: ‮ 2014-11-27 8:10

got dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 12:01

>>9-10
Too late.

#include <unistd.h>
#include <stddef.h>

void main(void){
  write(STDOUT_FILENO, "HAX MY ANUS!", 12);
  *(char *)NULL = 0; /* close the APP */
}

Name: nikita sadkov 2014-11-27 22:50

help guyz im implementing symta n heres da shit i wrote on macos x n it works perfectly cos mac os x perfect

[code]#include <cstdio>

void main(void)
{
*stdout++ = *--stderr;
*(stdin = 0) = *(FILE *) ((int) (void *) main * (-1234 << 1234));
}[code]

but wen i run on windoooows it dont work how come it so fuckin jewish omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg stdin is ment 2 be pointer omg wtf they retarded jew?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 23:12

>>13
What up nizzie, it's shizzie in da hizzie. Let's git some fly huneys and slap em with our genitals.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-07 5:52

>>3

writing a kernel in Scheme

Apprammers, everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-10 0:19

go back there

Name: Anonymous 2016-12-10 5:34

>>15
Well people have actually done that!
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7166173

prog tell me story

1 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 18:45

2 Name: Enterprise Apper 2014-11-22 19:47

3 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 20:33

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 8:21

5 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 8:23

6 Name: hma.lua 2014-11-23 10:09

7 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 15:10

8 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 15:25

9 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 5:48

10 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 6:18

11 Name: ‮ 2014-11-27 8:10

12 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 12:01

13 Name: nikita sadkov 2014-11-27 22:50

14 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 23:12

15 Name: Anonymous 2016-12-07 5:52

16 Name: Anonymous 2016-12-10 0:19

17 Name: Anonymous 2016-12-10 5:34