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Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 23:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHBHEWyZ1Xw
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>you will never work at Bell Labs programming and designing the TCP/IP stack for the new UNIX operating system
>4chanssadfrogface.jpeg

I can't even grow a full 70's hacker beard ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 23:27

>4chanssadfrogface.jpeg
holy fucking SHIT epic meme XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 23:39

What's today's Bell Labs?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 23:42

>>2
le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-23 23:43

fuck off, I;m not using your jewtube

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 0:04

>>3
NSA and Google.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 2:08

I could sure use some Taco Bell Labs!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-24 15:31

>>7
Taco Bell's nachos are awful

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 2:27

>>8
Nobody eats Taco Bell for their nachos, idiot. They eat it for their FIVE LAYER BURRITOS.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 8:05

I only use the internet for its FIVE LAYER STACK.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 8:06

Dbus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 19:20

>>10
You mean 7?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-25 20:06

>>12
It's the same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 4:46

>>10
>>12
It's 4

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 5:34

>>13
TCP/IP/OSI

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 10:44

I heard that the NSA is hiring engineers to work on systemd. This could be your chance!

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-11-27 12:42

>>1
you will never work at Bell Labs programming ...
I ALREDY DID YA FUCKIN RETOID

NOW GET DA FUCK OUTTA MY THRED

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 13:48

>>17
Do you support systemd?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-27 14:51

I heard Taco Bell is hiring fryers to work on their frito burrito. This could be your chance!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 14:27

Adding to the list:
-PARC
-CERN
-CSAIL
-MITRE
-RAND

If your company's name is not spelled in caps lock then is faggot tier.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 14:32

ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 14:42

deflate my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 14:44

So is working at HLM cool?

http://www.highlevelmarketing.com/

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-12-04 14:59

>>18
BAK IN DA DAY MY INIT SYSTEM WAS A 4 LINE SHELL SCRIPT. N DAT'S ALL IM GONNA SAY ABOUT DAT.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-04 17:54

>>24
Relax, Grandpa, a lot of things changed since you were in your programmer years.

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-12-04 18:33

YEA, NOWADAYS U GOT A BUNCH OF FUKKIN STAK BOIZ WHO WRITE BLOATED SHIT, DA ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NOW N DEN IS DEY DONT CALL IT BLOATED SHIT ANYMORE, DEY CALL IT "Centralized Design"

N JUST FOR DA RECORD, LENNART POETTERING'S A FUCKIN SISSY. EVEN A FUCKIN FACIAL RECOGNITION PROGRAM THINKS SO: http://s4.postimg.org/bnrm7v0y5/lennart.png

NOW GET DA FUK OUTTA MY THRED N FETCH ME DA PAPER, YA YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-12-04 18:51

YEA, MAY B OFF BY 5%, BUT ASIDE FROM DAT ITS PRETTY FUKKIN ACCURATE: http://s21.postimg.org/wm6m6eg07/lac.png

IF WE JUST TOOK DA COMPUTERS OFF DA FUCKIN SISSIES (N RETOIDS LIKE DICK STOOLMAN DA FISH KILLER) UR LUNIX DISTROS WUD COME WITH DECENT SOFTWARE. PROGRAMMIN'S MEN'S WORK. U PUT A WOMAN IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER N SHE'S LIKE "OMG I WANT TO MAKE EVERYTHING PINK THEN I WANT A NICE COUCH THEN I WANT A NICE CHANDELIER THEN I WANT A NICE CAR THEN I WANT A NICE GARAGE FOR THE CAR THEN I WANT TO MAKE THE CAR PINK THEN I WANT TO PUT FLUFFY PINK THINGS ON THE STEERING WHEEL THEN I WANT ..." N SHE JUST KEEPS GOIN ON N ON N ON N ON ADDIN ALL DA FUCKIN USELESS FEATURES TILL UR USIN A BLOATED PILE OF CRAP DAT DOES EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR INITIALISING UR FUCKING SYSTEM.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-07 20:04

Adding to the list:
-FNAL (aka Fermilab)
-LANL

confirming that capslock names are G-d tier

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-07 20:15

>>28
They get their money for nothing and their chicks for free?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-07 21:08

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cfaLPy0aD0o/THdRpyF6GDI/AAAAAAAAAjA/0PfnrCuAhII/s1600/sk_03-wm.jpg
> you will never navigate through the cold waters of the Super-Kamiokande under Mt Kamioka, Japan

why should I keep living /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-07 21:18

>>30
To check >>33's dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-07 23:47

Toilet scrubber is the only thing the people ITT can aspire to.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 0:06

Check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 4:21

>>28
And "Bell Labs" is not cocklocked: the reason why they are now dead (or rebranded by a mexican multibillionaire)

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 8:45

>>34
Into a taco restaurant?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 8:54

>>35
I loves me the taco bells!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 20:04

>>34
Alcatel-Lucent acquired Bell Labs, but they didn't rebrand it.

Someone should buy tacobell-labs.com.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 21:33

>>9
A monad is like a burrito.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 22:07

>>38
that makes sense! now i finally understand monads.

And good luck >>40­-get-sama!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-08 22:07

nah
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