WHY WONT ANYONE USE MY APPS???

Why, /prog/, why? Was because I didn't require enough permissions and spy on them? Do I need to start having them spam kikebook while they use it? Does it need to have in-app purchases to do basic functionality? They do tasks that are pretty much routine on other platforms, but don't require your fucking contact lists and email password to function.

All I wanted to do was get obscenely rich off the ad money and move to Iraq and buy some slaves from ISIS and retire. Is that really so bad? Is it really a reason for the universe to conspire against me

Touhou 14.88: Merciful Apotheosis of Middle East

>>1
Did you advertise it on HackerNews?

>>2
Where can I download this game? Is Ichirin the main character?

>>4

No. Reimu abandoned the shinto gods and now fights for Allah.

ALLAH ACKBAR

*explodes into danmaku that kill everyone in sight*

>>6
ive been training my whole life for this moment
*dodges bullets expertly*
*didnt even need bombs*
*teleports behind you*
*unzips katana*
this nipponese steel was folded over a thousand times
*slices you into shreds with my finisher move even tho it uses all my mana*
nothin personnel... kid
and thats the story of how i defeated islam
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Is this you, >>1-san? https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1355449858

>>7
Katanas are a insult to Allah, Islam and our prophet Muhammad.

>>9
good

>>6
It should be obvious that this is what death-bombing is.