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How to get a whore, fuck-loads of infinite steps. Thank me for this post when you're having the best sex in your life.

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Step 1: Find a target to focus on.

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Step 2: Give her your fucking paper and tell her to grade it and give you opinions on it.

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Step 3: After the conversation, ask her to make you coffee.

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Step 4: Put a fucking light bulb on your head to keep her interested. This will make her fall in love with you.

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Ask her to put on a cheerleader and do a little cheer for you.

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Paint the bitch. This is more socially acceptable than taking a shit on her. Like taking a shit on her, it has the PSYCHOLOGICAL implication that she's now your property.

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She'll now express how she feels about you.

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Then you'll watch a sunset and have sex.

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Made a mess of it?
Happened to me too, bro.

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having trouble with it? install fucking gentoo, get that bitch on facebook, and talk to her on gentoo/facebook, or as ricky stools calls it gentoo+facebook, when you're sitting right next to her

n don't fight with her playfully, else she'll consider you IMMATURE which is one step away from premature ejaculations

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