Thanksgiving

Fuck you, I'm not thankful for anything, cocksuckers.

I got your Thanksgiving right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIEX4bqeaw

Thank you >>1!

I can't wait until I get to move out and break all contact with my family.

I'm thankful for shitty text boards

Thanksgiving is shit. First, my loli cousin (who I was trying to teach to program in FIOC before her fucking idiot parents starting using her to fight the other) spent the day with her fucking crackhead mother. Then my retarded family decided to fry the turkey and get about three gallons of boiling peanut oil all over concrete, which scared the hell out of me. they want to just laugh that shit off like it's funny, I'm suprised they've managed to live this long with such careless attitudes. Finally, I spent like $50 on pies from some old lady so I could claim they were homemade, but they were good and I got called on bullshit by my pubescent nephew. Why can't you just let me lie, fatboy? So then I start teasing him about being fat and asking if he has a girlfriend and telling that he's going to die a virgin because he's ass ugly and a little bit on the stupid side, and my own fucking whore of a mother tells me right there in front of everyone that I'm bullying him (no wonder he's such a fucking pussy) and to leave him alone and that I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 23. I'm not about to take that shit from that stupid slut! I knock my shit on the floor and tell them that I'm fucking done with those stupid fuckers and I'm about to start to tell each one why they are such losers when they all gang up on me and flipping out like a bunch of niggers. Soon enough, my backs at the door twelve people gathered around screaming at me and I manage to open it, leave, and slam the door behind me. I think I may have knocked a few things off the wall. I get to my car but I'm boxed in by those faggots and I hit one car from the front and one car from the back and just can't deal with it and start crying and slamming head on the dash. After about twenty minutes of sobbing my fucking eyes out and not a single person coming to console me, I work up the guts to ask someone to move so I can leave, but they think I'm back to make friends or some shit and tell me they're sorry and obviously want me to apologize too. I don't need their fucking pity love and need their forgiveness even less, so tell them to fuck themselves and that I'll walk home.

And so I ended up walking 30 miles in freezing fucking weather. What a fucking stupid holiday.

>>6
Do you not like your cousin? Why teach her fioc?

>>6
low iq nigger

>>6

After about twenty minutes of sobbing my fucking eyes out and not a single person coming to console me

I don't get it. Are you a chick? Or what gender are you?

>>6
Next time park further away.

>>10
*farther

>>11

*farter

>>12
*father

fart in my anus

>>9
What's with this nerd trying to act macho on this anime website?

fart in my father's anus

Any good steals on black Friday, /blog/? I beat up an old nigger lady for a TV that was 10% off. Then the deal-savvy mob I was in trampled a toddler to get in line for the buy-twelve-get-one-free iPhone sale. Next year I will wear my steel-toe boots.

>>17
I only buy things when I need them. I don't watch TV, so why bother buying one?

>>15
This isn't an anime website.

>>19
You didn't know ``prog'' is short for ``Japanese animation''?

>>20
I thought it stood for Preposterously Rich Original Gangsters.

Prostitute Reich Of Gambia