The Ultimate Challenge

Writa a program in untyped lambda calculus that prints "hello world" to stdout.

>>40
s/reddit/futurama/

>>40

/le g/

>>44
Nice dubs bro xD

A programmer is at home with his wife. His wife asks him:
"Please could you go down to the shops and buy a loaf of bread? Oh, and if they have eggs, buy twelve."
Ten minutes later, he returns with four huge plastic bags - the joke, of course, is that he bought twelve loaves of bread.
Undeterred, his wife says:
"Go back to the shops, and while you're there, buy eggs."
He never returns.

>>43
Thanks xD

May all your signals trap
May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
Floats to ints be rounded
Remember.... Nonzero is TRUE
++ adds one
Arrays start with [0]
NULL points to none

For octal use zero
0x means in hex
use = to set
and == for a test

Use -> for a pointer
a dot if it's not
?: is confusing
use this a lot

a.out is your program
there's no 'u' in foobar
and char (*(*x())[])() is
a function returning a pointer
to an array of pointers
to functions returning a char