>>3 Write a program in the untyped lambda calculus to eat a dick.
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Anonymous2014-11-29 17:41
That's why it's called "the ultimate challenge". You losers will never be able to win it. Even if the challenge is just a hello-world in a Turing-complete language.
There are multiple problems with this bait. First off: the idea of files does not exist in lambda calculus. Strings don't either. You can assume that an object like stdout is passed to the program in the beginning. Strings are a bit tougher, you can encode them as a number, easily enough. Using basic ASCII, there are 128 numbers. So each number can be gotten by getting the remainder from dividing the current ``array'' by 128 (the quotient would be the remainder of the array). Super simple stuff, anon.
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Anonymous2014-12-02 11:00
>>13 In other words, lambda calculus can't do that and the concept of Turing-completeless is useless. Because here is a Turing-complete language that cannot even make a helloworld.
972-54-6232377 GIVE ME A CALL NIKITA OR I WILL BE TEMPTED TO SUGGEST THAT THE WORLD WAS NOT CREATED BY RICHARD DAWKINS. YES. I AM TEMPTED TO GO THERE.
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Anonymous2014-12-03 3:45
Speaks English and/or Israeli Hebrew.
Shalom!
RICHARD DAWKINS
Shaloooom!
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Anonymous2014-12-03 22:51
>>20 typical virgin jew i have fucked over 68 touhous over the course of my entire life because i'm a lisp programmer, not because i put some reddity ad on my personal web page
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Anonymous2014-12-04 0:04
>>23 I have had emotional sex with over 69Youkai, not because i'm a lisp programmer but because I am a EXPERT PROGRAMMER!
I hate nikita so much, i literally can't sleep I hate him much for real. Tossing and turning all night, then I wake up too early boiling with rage thinking of that asshole. I've actually developed hypertension and several other health problems since I simply can't control the constant rage I feel towards him. Even typing his name has me trembling and fuming so intensely I can barely finish this post.
>>34 You will stay forever alone you fucking slutty bitch. *rapes* *removes hands and legs* *makes cuts on face* *pees on the cuts and throws alcohol on them* *licks >>35-san's neck*
A programmer is at home with his wife. His wife asks him: "Please could you go down to the shops and buy a loaf of bread? Oh, and if they have eggs, buy twelve." Ten minutes later, he returns with four huge plastic bags - the joke, of course, is that he bought twelve loaves of bread. Undeterred, his wife says: "Go back to the shops, and while you're there, buy eggs." He never returns.
May all your signals trap May your references be bounded All memory aligned Floats to ints be rounded Remember.... Nonzero is TRUE ++ adds one Arrays start with [0] NULL points to none
For octal use zero 0x means in hex use = to set and == for a test
Use -> for a pointer a dot if it's not ?: is confusing use this a lot
a.out is your program there's no 'u' in foobar and char (*(*x())[])() is a function returning a pointer to an array of pointers to functions returning a char
