Nodejs is dead

http://beta.slashdot.org/story/210689

Bunch of faggots.

So let me get this straight. A strong transwomyn of transcolor makes a commit changing he to they. The lead dev rejects it because he doesn't want the commit history polluted with garbage and tells it to put it as part of a larger commit. Predictably, the sjw's flip out and the coat-tail riding hipster web company leeches make a blog post saying they would totally fire the guy if they could. Now people are suprised when the founders fork it.

Wow. Silicon Valley needs to be nuked.

Just reading the description of what "node.js" is makes me want to throw up. Too much bullshit and bloat in a single sentence.

"Node was a mistake" - le javascript man

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Node.js is at the end of its life!
t. increasingly nervous Lisp developer for the 10th time

>>4

Just reading the description of what "node.js" is makes me want to throw up. Too much bullshit and bloat in a single sentence.

I feel that way about all dialects of Lisp.

>>7
Node.js is Lisp! This is the mainstream Lisp Machine they were planning for decades.

The Lispers tried and failed with Smalltalk, Perl, PHP, Ruby, and now they get their chance with JavaScript.

>>8
How is Node.js more of a ``Lisp Machine" than regular JS is?

Also, why do you consider PHP a Lisp? I always thought of it more as a hybrid of C++ and Perl.