FrozenVoid killed in gas attack

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chicago-furry-convention-halted-after-intentional-chlorine-gas-attack-1478452
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html
http://kotaku.com/suspected-gas-attack-puts-19-furries-in-hospital-1667987853

Police are investigating a vigilante attack on a hive of furies infesting a hotel convention center today. Reactions to the event have been mixed. In a display of solitude for their degenerate brethern, scatophiles and feminists have organized a funding drive for the victims. At the time of writting, this fund has raised over $37, enough to provide one victim with nearly thirty seconds of care, and 10000 tons of human feces, enough to feed all the survivors for weeks.

Reactions outside Jewish organizations have not been as consistant. Among the general public, according to polls by Pew and Gallup, the consensus is between satisfaction that some were hurt and disappointment that more are not dead.

The main suspect is the jilted ex-lover of FrozenVoid, Kodak ``The Toilet Scrubber'' Gallery Programmer (so named because he is famous in the gay pornography industry for his act of brushing his teeth while other men defecate in his mouth). In 2010 the two met on world4ch's /prog/ board, the premier spot for programmers to meet up, while being asinine shitposters who were proudly wrong about almost everything. The two eloped to Canada in 2012 to be gay married, but were denied because FrozenVoid is a nullo (slang turn in the gay community for a man who has his genitals completely removed by a lover as proof of life-time commitment). This lead to a disagreement between the two that soon became violent and sexual. Police were called to stop Kodak-kun from raping FrozenVoid. It took fourteen hours of emergency surgery to unhax the anus. After that event, there was a deep-seated hatred between the two. Kodak-kun has repeatedly publically stated that he will get his revenge, no matter the cost or collateral damage.

Another suspect was Nikita Sadkov, suspected because it is widely accepted that furfaggotry is a Zionist plot to destroy the goyim. Investigators were able to rule out Mr. Sadkov because Russia provided evidence that he died in a gulag last month.

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whereas in the past, forced memery was taboo and only done on an ironic basis, we've now passed irony as a culture into something new, something undefined, the post-ironic, that which is borne out of simple enjoyment of what was once ironic (taboo) but is, transformed over time into something that's enjoyed for what it is rather than that which it attempts to imitate. It's a daring, exciting fuse of old and new, a frontier in art rediscovering the joys of cheap materialism and effect- we see it in the "montage parody" videos, once used to laud and mock video game montage videos, now becoming a self-contained artform of itself, and the previously overused effects now purposely overused to create comedic value and enjoyment.
It's a return, if you will, to base human desires, a rejection of the rigours of social peer-pressure and social puritanism. To its detractors, it's cultural de-evolution, the death of standards in art and society. To its adherents, it's "the dankest shit you've ever blazed on, 10/10, have an upboat fellow memer".