FrozenVoid killed in gas attack

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chicago-furry-convention-halted-after-intentional-chlorine-gas-attack-1478452
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html
http://kotaku.com/suspected-gas-attack-puts-19-furries-in-hospital-1667987853

Police are investigating a vigilante attack on a hive of furies infesting a hotel convention center today. Reactions to the event have been mixed. In a display of solitude for their degenerate brethern, scatophiles and feminists have organized a funding drive for the victims. At the time of writting, this fund has raised over $37, enough to provide one victim with nearly thirty seconds of care, and 10000 tons of human feces, enough to feed all the survivors for weeks.

Reactions outside Jewish organizations have not been as consistant. Among the general public, according to polls by Pew and Gallup, the consensus is between satisfaction that some were hurt and disappointment that more are not dead.

The main suspect is the jilted ex-lover of FrozenVoid, Kodak ``The Toilet Scrubber'' Gallery Programmer (so named because he is famous in the gay pornography industry for his act of brushing his teeth while other men defecate in his mouth). In 2010 the two met on world4ch's /prog/ board, the premier spot for programmers to meet up, while being asinine shitposters who were proudly wrong about almost everything. The two eloped to Canada in 2012 to be gay married, but were denied because FrozenVoid is a nullo (slang turn in the gay community for a man who has his genitals completely removed by a lover as proof of life-time commitment). This lead to a disagreement between the two that soon became violent and sexual. Police were called to stop Kodak-kun from raping FrozenVoid. It took fourteen hours of emergency surgery to unhax the anus. After that event, there was a deep-seated hatred between the two. Kodak-kun has repeatedly publically stated that he will get his revenge, no matter the cost or collateral damage.

Another suspect was Nikita Sadkov, suspected because it is widely accepted that furfaggotry is a Zionist plot to destroy the goyim. Investigators were able to rule out Mr. Sadkov because Russia provided evidence that he died in a gulag last month.

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GAS THE FURRIES

moot is messing with pol right now.

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What I don't get it. How do you know FrozenVoid was in there?

Do furries get treated by a doctor or a veterinarian?

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and hot pockets time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure hot pockets social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave cuckchan. Do anything else.

>>8
Nice kopipe. I'm guessing that `free' filters to `hot pockets' now. Is there no low that jewt won't sink to to keep /b/ a randum maymay factory?

Anyway, it really is good kopipe, and sums it up well.

>>9
It's actually the best kopipe I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjmAEzT8S0

>>9,10
It describes 4chan very well. And other forms of online interaction to a lesser degree.

>>11
Nice dubs bro xD

>>9,10
Don't you all mean "copypasta"?

>>14
No.

>>14
What does that even mean?

>>16
I believe it's some animal or something.

The funniest news still. Gassing retarded faggots. Hitler would be proud.

Animal rights violation.

http://www.reddit.com/r/frozenvoid/

People still haven't forgotten about FV?
When was the last time he posted, 2012?

He left a lasting impression.

>>22
leave a lasting impression in my anus.

>>21
Under that name, maybe, but he's still around. He even tried to make a forum for us after the captcha. About the only thing that happened was he made about 10,000 boards on it and deleted a piss drinking thread.

>>20
That's... kind of sad. A redditor for eight years and only 8 karma points. He spammed gamedesign with several threads in a single day and didn't get a single up vote. We should all sign up for reddit and up vote him. Or maybe not, he is a dumbass.

>>25

and didn't get a single up vote

How terrible! "Karma" points on a web forum are really the single most crucial and all-important measure of the quality of human life. Getting "upvotes" should really be the first and foremost goal in a healthy and educated person's life. Anyone who doesn't get upvotes should really just commit suicide because reddit "karma" is pretty much the most important thing in the world.

>>26

Upvoted.

whereas in the past, forced memery was taboo and only done on an ironic basis, we've now passed irony as a culture into something new, something undefined, the post-ironic, that which is borne out of simple enjoyment of what was once ironic (taboo) but is, transformed over time into something that's enjoyed for what it is rather than that which it attempts to imitate. It's a daring, exciting fuse of old and new, a frontier in art rediscovering the joys of cheap materialism and effect- we see it in the "montage parody" videos, once used to laud and mock video game montage videos, now becoming a self-contained artform of itself, and the previously overused effects now purposely overused to create comedic value and enjoyment.
It's a return, if you will, to base human desires, a rejection of the rigours of social peer-pressure and social puritanism. To its detractors, it's cultural de-evolution, the death of standards in art and society. To its adherents, it's "the dankest shit you've ever blazed on, 10/10, have an upboat fellow memer".

>>28
So this is why I can't stand reading reddit. They're doing it on purpose.

>>22
Nice dubs! I checked your dubs!

JITted ex-lover of FrozenVoid