Name: /prog/ news network 2014-12-08 0:13
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chicago-furry-convention-halted-after-intentional-chlorine-gas-attack-1478452
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html
http://kotaku.com/suspected-gas-attack-puts-19-furries-in-hospital-1667987853
Police are investigating a vigilante attack on a hive of furies infesting a hotel convention center today. Reactions to the event have been mixed. In a display of solitude for their degenerate brethern, scatophiles and feminists have organized a funding drive for the victims. At the time of writting, this fund has raised over $37, enough to provide one victim with nearly thirty seconds of care, and 10000 tons of human feces, enough to feed all the survivors for weeks.
Reactions outside Jewish organizations have not been as consistant. Among the general public, according to polls by Pew and Gallup, the consensus is between satisfaction that some were hurt and disappointment that more are not dead.
The main suspect is the jilted ex-lover of FrozenVoid, Kodak ``The Toilet Scrubber'' Gallery Programmer (so named because he is famous in the gay pornography industry for his act of brushing his teeth while other men defecate in his mouth). In 2010 the two met on world4ch's /prog/ board, the premier spot for programmers to meet up, while being asinine shitposters who were proudly wrong about almost everything. The two eloped to Canada in 2012 to be gay married, but were denied because FrozenVoid is a nullo (slang turn in the gay community for a man who has his genitals completely removed by a lover as proof of life-time commitment). This lead to a disagreement between the two that soon became violent and sexual. Police were called to stop Kodak-kun from raping FrozenVoid. It took fourteen hours of emergency surgery to unhax the anus. After that event, there was a deep-seated hatred between the two. Kodak-kun has repeatedly publically stated that he will get his revenge, no matter the cost or collateral damage.
Another suspect was Nikita Sadkov, suspected because it is widely accepted that furfaggotry is a Zionist plot to destroy the goyim. Investigators were able to rule out Mr. Sadkov because Russia provided evidence that he died in a gulag last month.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2864415/Chlorine-gas-leak-sickens-19-furry-convention.html
http://kotaku.com/suspected-gas-attack-puts-19-furries-in-hospital-1667987853
Police are investigating a vigilante attack on a hive of furies infesting a hotel convention center today. Reactions to the event have been mixed. In a display of solitude for their degenerate brethern, scatophiles and feminists have organized a funding drive for the victims. At the time of writting, this fund has raised over $37, enough to provide one victim with nearly thirty seconds of care, and 10000 tons of human feces, enough to feed all the survivors for weeks.
Reactions outside Jewish organizations have not been as consistant. Among the general public, according to polls by Pew and Gallup, the consensus is between satisfaction that some were hurt and disappointment that more are not dead.
The main suspect is the jilted ex-lover of FrozenVoid, Kodak ``The Toilet Scrubber'' Gallery Programmer (so named because he is famous in the gay pornography industry for his act of brushing his teeth while other men defecate in his mouth). In 2010 the two met on world4ch's /prog/ board, the premier spot for programmers to meet up, while being asinine shitposters who were proudly wrong about almost everything. The two eloped to Canada in 2012 to be gay married, but were denied because FrozenVoid is a nullo (slang turn in the gay community for a man who has his genitals completely removed by a lover as proof of life-time commitment). This lead to a disagreement between the two that soon became violent and sexual. Police were called to stop Kodak-kun from raping FrozenVoid. It took fourteen hours of emergency surgery to unhax the anus. After that event, there was a deep-seated hatred between the two. Kodak-kun has repeatedly publically stated that he will get his revenge, no matter the cost or collateral damage.
Another suspect was Nikita Sadkov, suspected because it is widely accepted that furfaggotry is a Zionist plot to destroy the goyim. Investigators were able to rule out Mr. Sadkov because Russia provided evidence that he died in a gulag last month.
No further information was provided by the URL's of the cited articles.