/prog/ kickstarter

Let's think of an ideas for kick starter and get paid for a community project! Why not right?

Loli simulator for the Oculus Rift. Dress your loli up like your favorite Touhou and take her out to tease that shrine maiden. Touhou not your style? Want to feel cute? Drink tea and roll around on the floor with that special YuruYuri or Ichigo Mashimaro. Feeling mean? Make Tomoko and take her around a virtual city and make her talk to people. Want to experience the magical life of a Japanese student? Join Kamishirasawa academy and romance your loli while juggling your childhood friend's deadly illness and entrance exams. Up for a scare? Take a boat to Rokkenjima and have your loli solve a murder mystery.

For a pledge of only $25, backers will get early access to the software and a sticker set.
For $50, backers will have beta access to our multiplayer servers where they can show off their lolies to the community.
For $100, backers will have the ability to create not only the standard white and asian lolies, but brown lolies and negro lolies as well, a mug with the project logo, and 5K credits on the clothing store.
For $500, backers will get a direct line to the developers for voicing comments, suggestions, and complaints, an associate producer credit, and 50K additional credits on the clothing store.
For $1000, backers can have our artists will make you a custom loli according to your description, an executive producer credit, and 500K additional credits on the clothing store.

If we raise over the requested $500,000, we will put any further money towards working on the simulator. Stretch goals include: lewdity, having real loli voice acting, and haptic feedback.

>>2

lewdity

Looks like we have our company name.

Stretch goals

Heh.

>>2
What do all those Japanese words mean?

>>2

clothing store

SHALOM HYMIE! SHALOM HYMIE! SHALOM TO THE BIGGEST KIKE ON /prog/!

But still, put me down for $1000.

Lets donate to hiring a web dev to remove the javascript from this site!

>>7
Why? All it does is quote posts and colorize code. If you are paranoid but still want the features, block the site's js and run a replacement script locally. Stop being stupid.

The code colorising script is SLOW AS BALLS

>>2

shrine maiden

Which shrine maiden are you talking about? ``Maiden'' implies virginity, so you can't be talking about Reimu or Sanae.

>>6
SHALOM HYMEN

>>10
Epic.

Which primary is >>12-san talking about? ``Primary'' implies not being a raging secondary faggot, so you can't be talking about >>10-kun.

>>11
Nice dubs, bro xD

Why don't you use this superior code highlighting?
http://str8c.me/code/nhttp/examples/etc/
Javascript is a huge shit!

>>15
I really look your web sight.

>>10
Slut shaming is wrong and should be banned by our kike admin

There's nothing wrong with a girl having a healthy sex drive, especially one as beautiful as sweet Sanae-san~

>>17
It's not slut shaming, it's you being a quaternary drooling retard who takes the latest pixiv ebin maymays as canon facts.

>>17
Slut shaming is right and should be encouraged by our manly posters.

There's nothing wrong with a girl submitting herself to her lawful husband for life, especially if she is 14.

>>19

You should be glad that a pretty girl like Sanae would put out for you instead of leaving you crying in the corner fapping your misery away（｡・`ω´･

>>20
I have no gratitude for whores. And you shouldn't either. They should be stoned to death.

>>2
I'd back it.

Someone should make a hidden kickstarter ripoff with bitcoins. It would be excellent for shit like this!

>>21
homo

>>22
Nice dubs.

>>21
But you can't die from smoking marijuana. You'll pass out become a randomly walking hyper-nigger first.

>>25
Nice play on words!
You are victorious[/i]![/i]

>>26
I suppose I should make fun of myself for this failure before anybody else does. FAILURE.

anus hax