Cudder is so busy because

writing in assembly is the most unproductive, slow and quickly-bitrotting way to program.

>>4
"Something" and "anything" are not equivalent. The former is used in affirmative statements, the latter is used in questions and negations. Here are some examples:

I think I saw something move.
Did you see anything?
Nope, on second thought, I didn't see anything.

Yes, I understand how important grammar is, thanks.