/prog/: The Old Testament

k, so the new testament can be scraped from http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt

where do I get shit like the birth of /prog/snake, nikita's transition from a hermaphrodite to something that could be described as a male, frozen void's transition from a warm-hearted human to a cold-hearted reptilian, Cudder's bizarro-usenet posts introducing bizarro-linux, and LAC's tales from working at bell labs?

I'm missing out on the Old Testament here!

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subject.txt needs to be parsed with care, BTW, since titles and author names can contain <> (INSANITY!)

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Download the databases in https://progrider.org/prog/read/1397949784 and search them for keywords or build a better index.