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Oil market collapse is going to destroy the internet

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 18:50

If the current trend in the oil market continues, oil will hit $0 per barrel in only a few months at the most. When oil is that cheap, all the oil companies are going to go bust and there will be no more production. Most power plants run off of oil, natural gas, or coal. With oil and natural gas gone, the price of coal will skyrocket, sending energy prices through the roof and pricing coal power out of the market. That leaves nuclear, solar, and wind. The Eurotrash and Chink ``countries'' have shut down all their nuclear plants to prop up solar and wind. Pretty soon, those will be the only power sources left and the internet will be overrun by fucking hippies declaring victory and world socialism will soon be implemented. The new Marxist government will implement strict censorship on the internet and all the sites that don't suck complete balls will be closed. This means no more /prog/, or http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/ , or child porn, or Silk Road. Instead, we will all be forced to use Reddit, browse Ruby tutorials, fap to gay furry porn, and only take prescribed medicine from a licensed pharmacy. Those who don't will be executed.

To save the internet at this point, oil needs to be at least $300 a barrel. If you care at all about this community, you will go get a loan for $50,000 right now -- from a bank, from your mom, from the mafia loansharks, it doesn't matter -- and start buying oil futures. Yes, you will probably lose the money, but if you don't you'll lose anything.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 19:31

>>1
Instead, we will all be forced to use Reddit, browse Ruby tutorials, fap to gay furry porn, and only take prescribed medicine from a licensed pharmacy.
I do all of these things already.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 20:09

Why buy oil futures?
At the point that oil companies area going to go bust, /prog/ will start its own oil company.

If you'd said we'd get to go to python conferences then I'd be all up for this supposed ``downfall''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 21:33

K, I'm $50k in and leveraged 100:1. I hope you know what you're....

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-17 4:05

oil will hit $0 a barrel
The price variable going to overflow or something?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-17 4:33

How can oil cost anything less than infinity dollars per barrel? There's a finite supply and a potentially limitless demand. Economics just doesn't make since.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-17 9:30

All y'all motherfucker better be buying oil options. Unless you believe OPEC is going to keep fucking itself in the ass for the next 12 months to come. Which they won't. As soon as SA brought Russia on the knees prices will rise again. The only "good" thing to come from all of this is that shale tar sands fracking bullshit is going to be uneconomical for the next couple months. Great, amirite? Oh, but the same goes up for solar and wind.

Buy some options dude. I feel like I felt when I was telling y'all to buy bitcoins in early 2013.

http://www.investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/092414/how-buy-oil-options.asp

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 3:21

>>7
You sound dumb as fuck and you're not even a multi-millionaire let alone a millionaire.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 17:22

I own billions of buttcoin.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 0:30

>>9
send me some, nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 2:12

>>8
Please get a grown-up to explain to you how the ``not even [...], let alone [...]'' construction works, because you haven't worked it out.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 2:18

>>11
Nice dubs bro.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 3:00

>>11
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ALL THE LADIES R URS

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 3:03

>>11
You sound dumb as fuck, and you're not even a professor of English, let alone an editor.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 4:08

>>13
Back to 4chan, please!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 6:28

>>11
not even [VIP QUALITY], let alone [e/b/in]
this is a pretty good meme.

this construction is not even [a meme yet], let alone [a kopipe]

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 8:19

>>16
It's not even Abelson good, let alone good.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 22:44

>>16
kopipe
Did you mean "copy-paste"?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 1:21

>>18

No. It's kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 1:24

>>19
Co-pipe? The categorical dual of a pipe?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 14:28

Smoke weed errday

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 14:30

check 'em dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 19:35

>>19
| kopipe
Did you mean "コピペ"?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 23:55

>>1
I stopped giving a fuck

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 0:11

>>23
コピク

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 6:51

Smoke weed errday using the categorical dual of a pipe.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 10:42

>>23
Yeah I'd love to live in the woods and eat with sticks, but this is America. I'll use utensils, thank you.

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