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Brutal Take-Down of Linus Torvalds

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 6:25

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 8:11

You've got to write a GUI in Visual Basic to track the IP address of a killer before he kills again, but you're locked in a room with only a computer running TempleOS. How fucked are you?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 8:21

I think working on side projects that you have passion for is good. Sadly, the most important thing is to be able to get a job. It is a different period in time for you than when I grew-up. I enjoyed assembly language. That's not very good for getting a job. I don't know. I'm depressed by programming today. You have to do a lot more integrating 3rd party stuff instead of making new stuff. I am very sad at how huge Linux and Windows are. It sounds just awful. Not delightful.
Do you think the jews are trying to make programming utterly unenjoyable to keep power over us?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 8:57

Virtual memory doesn't belong on a modern system
What is this I don't even.
What happens if you're doing something intense that takes up more than your 8GB RAM?

In my operating system I load whole files into memory, not blocks
So he gives you more limited memory, then makes it so you waste memory like crazy.

This guy is a fucking genius.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 9:09

>>4
What is this I don't even.
Please kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 9:11

>>5
Back to leddit with you.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 9:16

>>6
Hey! You're still alive! Obey! Obey!

Name: anoniichan 2014-12-18 10:11

Terry, I admire your programming skills and I would like to take some doubts .
I don't know if you can answer a simple person like me but anyway I will try.
I want to be a good programmer in future like you. But sometimes I find myself spending a lot of time in online games and when I'm not playing hard i don't have hard focus in only one thing.
Some days i like to programming in C++, Some days build games in other languages, some days I prefer to study security.. I never focus only on one thing, normally a do what I feel like in the moment.

this will hurt me? can you give me some tips for being a good programmer like you ?

Terry, Sorry for my bad english, I'm Brazilian!

plzrespond

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 10:13

BRUTAL TAKEDOWNS ON LINUS TOROVOLTOS THE RUSSIAN SPY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rww5b6NEzTg

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 11:44

Brutal Take-Down of My Anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 12:44

If you lean over on a motorcycle, it crashes. Isn't that crazy? Don't do that. hehehehe

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 16:45

It is a different period in time for you than when I grew-up. I enjoyed assembly language. That's not very good for getting a job. I don't know. I'm depressed by programming today. You have to do a lot more integrating 3rd party stuff instead of making new stuff. I am very sad at how huge Linux and Windows are. It sounds just awful. Not delightful.

He is right.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 17:06

>>4
mental midget

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 18:30

>>13
Stupid atheist

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 20:52

>>12
I'm depressed by programming today. You have to
If you're programming as a hobby, you don't have to do shit.

If, however, you degrade the art of programming to mere corporate slavery - well, it's nobody's fault but yours.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 21:31

*points at >>15, school boy style*

I mean, I am doing some pretty complicated shit right here, and I have been doing complicated shit for ten years now. It's damn hard for the average foe to get what I'm doing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 21:38

* bends >>16 over, barely-legal-teen-girl-style, and makes him suck cock *

Name: L. A. Calculus !jYCj6s4P.g 2014-12-18 22:29

>>17
HAHAHHAHAHA

REMIND ME 2 RESPOND 2 UR POST L8R, SISSYCHAN, IM GONNA WAIT DIS 1 OUT

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 0:02

I mean, I am doing some pretty complicated post-post-post modern art right here, and I have been doing complicated post-post-post modern art for ten years now. It's damn hard for the average foe to get what I'm doing.

*shits on a ten year old girl in a school uniform*

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 3:31

Who invited /g/ into the comments?

I'm not going to sit through 28 minutes of Terry's rambling, but I actually agree with him about swap being outdated and UNIX just generally being designed for constraints that aren't relevant anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 5:24

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 7:31

>>21
You're into ugly, chubby, rain forest monkeys.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2014-12-19 16:40

>>4
Virtual memory is a bit of a hack anyway.

What happens if you're doing something intense that takes up more than your 8GB RAM?
You shouldn't be doing that. The only good thing about VM is that you get a slowdown instead of a hard crash.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 17:24

>>23
So you'd rather crash than have to deal with VM overhead? Idiotic idea. No wonder you're stuck shitting out shillery for Intel.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 17:24

With virtual memory you have COW in multiple situations (posix forking, IPC, etc).

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 19:17

>>23
A slave of the machines cannot imagine that someone, somewhere may consider abstracting from these limitations a good thing. The slave would rather suffer punishment from the machine for transgressing the divine Hardware Limitations.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 20:59

>>24
I thought unix was supposed to be simple and just crash when you did stupid stuff rather than try to save the entire system?

oh wait, linux

Name: Linux 2014-12-19 21:59

>>27
Waiting.

Name: Linux 2014-12-19 22:01

Waiting..

Name: Linux 2014-12-19 22:03

Waiting...

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 22:04

>>23
It's a tremendously useful hack, though. Imagine what the world would be like if all of the use cases in >>25 had to be supported without it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 22:51

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 23:02

>>32
Are those virtual dubs? Cause mine are damn real.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 11:36

>>33
They are public static virtual abstract dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 12:17

>>32
lol

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 12:53

hax my jedi mind tricks

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 16:18

When I saw the title I thought Linus got himself humiliated and yelled at by an angry underfucked feminist for not being inclusive enough.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-22 7:48

>>37
I thought he was brutally raped in a back alley.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-23 2:07

Oh my god, this guy is insufferable. I listened to like 10 minutes of the video just because he's so horrifyingly annoying. I will never read anything about TempleOS or it's dying-nerd-voice'd overlord ever again.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-23 2:12

>>39
Thanks for informing us, dying-nerd-voiced overlord.

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