The Best of /prog/ in 2014

　 彡⌒ ミ And the Big Prize goes to... 【Satori Dreams】 !
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http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1411624457/1

i like this thread better
http://progrider.org/prog/read/1381658750/

* HAPPY 2015 *

PARTY MUSIC -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kElPjUZsxAA

>>1
S-sempai... I got an award for my thread. It's everything I could have asked for! Thank you >>1 san! >>5-san, I love you all and I could never have done it without your support. I'd also like to thank Admin-kike, for providing a place for shitposting shitposting. I'd like to thank my teenage sociopathic childhood neighbor, who haunt my nightmares to this day. I thank Lewis Carroll, for showing me that socially retarded autistic pedophile subhuman scumbag losers can write stories too. I thank Hal Abelson, without whom there could be no cosmic programmer horror. I thank my employer, who lets me fuck around all day and think about stuff. But most of all, I thank you, the reader, for taking the time to examine the piece of my soul that I ripped out for you. Thank you.

I am not >>5...

>>4
Congratulations! Even though my funposts were of much higher quality and the award should have gone to me, I am happy for you. I wish you the best and hope you can win an award one day that you actually earn by merit rather than nepotism. I hope you are really pleased with yourself when you look at this thread in the future, knowing you didn't deserve this honor.

By the way, you forgot to thank the people really responsible, which is your friends in the /pedo/rider cabal for stacking the judging panel in your favor.

*spits on floor*

Good day and happy new year.

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>>6
Please don't bully. I earned my award fair and square. I understand your frustration, but please don't take it out on me. If you work hard and believe in yourself, you too can be named Poster of the Year one day!

Please stylize your exclamation marks, >>8-domo!

DIS IS A FUCKIN OUTRAGE IT IS. WAT WE HAV HERE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKIN KAWAII SAFARI RETOIDS NOMINATING POSTS MADE BY THEIR FELLOW KAWAII SAFARI RETOIDS. DAT AWARD WAS MINE N U KNOW IT

How do you find these old threads? Do you search the archive for threads you've remembered?

Dear >>11-kun,

The nominees for The Best of /prog/™ are selected by a special committee using techniques that can not be disclosed to the general public. The only thing I can tell you is that we comply with the highest standards in the industry, and our results are validated by proof assistant software. I hope you can understand that.

Have a good day.

>>12
Given /prog/s high standards of hax my anus, you are obviously pulling them out of your ass.

>>10
Pff, of all the people I would have expected to concede gracefully, it was you, Lambda.

I never would have guessed that my post and award would prove so controversial.

>>13
le pedophile sage

>>15
Le sage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alain-Ren%C3%A9_Lesage

>>14
It brings back bitter days of his days in the c standardization committee.

>>14,17
*PRINTS OUT DIS THRED N SHITS ON IT*