You weren't alive then because it's never been true.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 7:48
>>9 Considering that Jesus was gay, homosexuality is a norm for the last 2000 years.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 7:52
>>10 True. Jesus was gay and homosexuality was normal over the past 2000 years. I mean seriously, what kind of cult leader doesn't get himself a shit ton of free cultist pussy? A gay one. Only answer.
what kind of cult leader doesn't get himself a shit ton of free cultist pussy?
Richard M. Stallman
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-04 8:28
>>14 DICK USED 2 GET PUSSY FROM ALL DA 20 YR OLD SOCIALIST BISEXUAL GIRLS (YA KNO, DA ONES WITH DYED HAIR, TATTOOS, PIERCINGS, N DA OCCASIONAL MUTILATED GENITALIA) @ MIT. I KNO DIS SHIT, I GOT CONNECTIONS. DAT ALL WENT DOWN DA DRAIN AFTER A LONG CONVERSATION WITH DIS 1 GIRL. DA FATASS USED TO BE ALL ABOUT FREE LOVE N NO ATTACHMENTS, BUT AFTER HE MET DIS GIRL, HE WAS FUCKIN HOOKED.
BUT U KNOW DICK. DA GIRL FRIENDZONED HIM, DICK THREW A BUNCH OF HIS TEMPER TANTRUM, DA RUMOURS SPRED THROUGHOUT DA COLLEGE, N NOW NO 1 SLEEPS WITH HIM. NOWADAYS DA GIRLIES ACTUALLY GO OUT OF DER WAY 2 AVOID BUMPIN INTO DAT DEESHBAG. GUY'S STILL HOOKED ON DAT ONE GIRL, N I TELL YA DIS, ID RATHER FUK HIS PARROT IN DA ASS DAN SLEEP WITH HER. SHE AINT PRETTY.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 9:03
>>12 What else would you call him? Christianity wasn't always a big deal. It had to start small somewhere
implying religions are cults implying Christianity isn't correct
Christians: Brits(superpower of the 19th century), Germans/Nazis(superpower of the early 20th), Americans(superpower since late early 20th and still ongoing #1).
>>21 So religion is just a state-sanctioned cult. Guess what, Xtianity wasn't state-sanctioned until like IV century. It was just a cult for hundreds of years.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 10:51
>>18 Nazis? Christian? What the fuck am I reading? Also, the USA is not Christian, it's Judaist and Freemason (at least the people who are in control).
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Anonymous2015-01-04 10:57
>>18 British Empire was probably run by Freemasons too. Slavs are not atheists. You are an idiot.
You are that type of internet young male atheist of the 21st century, related to such websites as *chan, reddit, lesswrong, rationalwiki, youtube, and related people such as dawkins or internet specific as boiling water on my balls guy. All your posts and future posts are now invalid and you are out of the debate.
Also, Mongols were pagans when they conquered their like biggest in history empire.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 11:43
>>11 Was Jesus gay? NO. Was he straight. NO. I think he wasn't interested in any kind of sex because his one and only purpose on earth was to teach humans to be loving and kind. And yes, he did have a special connection to God that we can only wish we could have.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 11:45
>>31 You think, huh. Do you often think about people who lived 2000 years ago? Do you often make statements about the sexuality of people who lived 2000 years ago?
Jesus was gay and homosexuality was normal over the past 2000 years. I mean seriously, what kind of cult leader doesn't get > himself a shit ton of free cultist pussy? A gay one. Only answer.
You think, huh. Do you often think about people who lived 2000 years ago? Do you often make statements about the sexuality of people who lived 2000 years ago?
>>18 There are over 10,000 religions in the world. I trust you have proof that religion #6782 is the correct one? Because religions #377 and #9014 have been the top two candidates for correctness over the past 5 years.
"My earlier views of the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation and the human origin of the scriptures have become clearer and stronger with advancing years," said Abraham Lincoln, a century and a half ago. "What are the fruits of Christianity? Bigotry, superstition and persecution," said President James Madison some two centuries ago. "For seventeen hundred years the Christian sect has done nothing but harm" said Voltaire 230 years ago. Quotations of this sort by the wisest of thinkers and leaders, extending as they do back through the millennia, should serve as a skull and crossbones over the door of the church. Xtianity, obviously, is the worst of all worlds (with the possible exception of Islam). On the one hand, it exhorts its believers to live vicariously, to reach for nothing, inasmuch as Christ has done all the work of redemption for them. In this way it thoroughly discourages individualism, especially in its most creative aspects. On the other hand, it pledges salvation to the dregs of mankind - the lowest ranks of morality - to the mindless and the vicious. Thus it espouses egoism at the cheapest level. Arrogant Xtians are fond of saying, "You can't have it both ways." By that they mean that you can't accept the interconnectedness of everything and at the same time believe in the separation of the individual. But Xtianity, founded as it is on the veneration of stupidity, has always confused paradox with inconsistency. The wise man leans neither on belief nor on non-belief. The whole issue of God/Not-God is unnecessarily dichotomous, as is our analysis of morality/immorality. The Either-Or world is dangerous. Indeed, it is so dangerous that even to proceed in a line midway between this Scylla and Charybdis is to hem oneself in by unwanted limitations. "God" is a word that has yet to be defined and even the certainty of divine singularity vs. plurality is debatable. It is a common conceit that monotheism is a step is a step forward from polytheism and one which some serious metaphysicians are finally beginning to question. The initiate may declare that there is but one "God", but he means that in a quite different sense from the common notion of exclusivity. Monotheism (see MONOLATRY) always leads to monolithism. We are one another only be differing from one another. It is uniqueness that makes us divine. It is quite possible to deny the existence of "God" without elevating man (in his present condition) to apotheosis. There is, for example, the teaching of Pantheism, in which all plants, animals and, in fact, matter itself, are all equally God. This is also one God. Anti-christians are admittedly defensive about "Salvation through Christ". First of all, non-Christians insist, there can be no salvation without one's own immolation - not the crucifiction of some 2000 year old personage of legend. Secondly, Christ is a type of supraconsciousness already potential, but undeveloped, in all men and women. It must not be confused with the self-pitying figures depicted in stained glass windows. The Christ level of consciousness is, in fact, certainly not available to the average, plastic-coated, postmodern illiterate, whose vision scarcely extends beyond that of an insect and whose tenacity is no firmer than a worm's pull. Therefore, to make salvation available to all men on a believe-as-you-go basis is idiotic. And finally, the Galilean mode is only one of many modes of consciousness - most of which are a lot more interesting. (See 666.)
And while it is often said that Hitler was a Christian, the Nuremberg documents clearly reveal the heart of this ruthless man who believed in social Darwinism and had devised plans to completely eliminate Christianity after the Third Reich was firmly established
Xtian Term used by irrational atheists/wiccans/pantheists to refer to Christians. It comes from the Greek name for Christ, Xristos. Normally used by the most aggressive and militant of anti-Christians. Dumbass: "Y0u XtiAns are all braInWAShed! i aM SMArt !11 herp derp!"
Man the Xtians in this thread are majorly butt frustrated. What, can't handle the truth?
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Anonymous2015-01-05 1:00
>>42 Silly Xtian. Just because I reject your silly Xtian beliefs, such as the fact that Jesus existed, doesn't mean I worship trees. No, in fact I believe in the true gods, the Hellenic gods.
The words Xtian, Xtians and Xtianity are now a epic meme.
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Anonymous2015-01-05 2:15
>>49 Agreed. Although I suggest spelling epik with a k to make it cooler.
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Anonymous2015-01-05 2:19
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Anonymous2015-01-05 3:33
>>51 I do actually, from a box of chocolates I will get a chocolate.
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Anonymous2015-01-05 4:16
>>52 You are both autistic and alone seeing as you have never received a box of chocolates before or you would know that a box of chocolates has all sorts of different chocolates in it and not just ``chocolate''
stupid nigger
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Anonymous2015-01-05 5:18
>>53 Wrong. He's right. The group chocolates encompasses all types of chocolates, hence he only gets chocolates.
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Anonymous2015-01-06 3:45
>>54 What if one of them is a turd? You never know what you're gonna get.
