I wish LAC would come to my house and hug me with his strong arms that have tattoos with quotes from the standard. Then as a real man he is, he would treat me like a real girl and grab my feminine penis and then put his meat inside me and fuck me rough while he strokes my penii until I bleed and scream because of the pain and enjoyment. Then he would kiss me and teach me the deep secrets of C and love. Then he would marry me and we would cuddle every day and write C and post on /prog/ together, every day, forever.