Just overzealous. Way too much TSA bullshit. Why do I have to take off my shoes when I enter the airport? What the hell, man?
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L. A. Calculus!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-08 6:14
>>1,2 GET DA FUCK OUTTA MY THRED N GO BAK TO SHOVIN BARBIE DOLLS UP UR ASSES YA FUCKIN RETOIDS
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Anonymous2015-01-08 7:11
He is literally (and I mean that in the truest sense of the word) worse than RedCream. It is objective.
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-08 7:25
~~~~~~> What happens when you die? Why are we here? Is there a point to Life? <~~~~~~ If any of these questions interest you, I suggest you Google: "The Truth Contest", and then read "The Present"
WHY DA FUK AM I SEEIN DIS SHIT IN COMMENTS ON YOUTUBE EVERY FUCKIN DAY?
GIMMIE DA ANSWER, >>4, I BET UR ONE OF DEM ATHEIST RICHARD DORKINS CULT RETOIDS. IS DIS UR FUCKIN RELIGION OR WAT?
ITS EITHER U CUNTS OR DOSE FUCKIN SCIENTOLOGISTS. N IF UR A FUCKIN SCIENTOLOGIST, U BETTER WATCH UR FUCKIN BACK. U ANOREXIC DEESHBAGZ KILLED MY CAT BACK IN 2002 AND I AINT FORGETTIN IT. I WANT ANSWERS.
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-08 7:32
>>1 BY DA WAY, ILL PROVE MY COMPETENCY ANY DAY OF DA WEEK UNLIKE U YA FUCKIN SISSY
I wish LAC would come to my house and hug me with his strong arms that have tattoos with quotes from the standard. Then as a real man he is, he would treat me like a real girl and grab my feminine penis and then put his meat inside me and fuck me rough while he strokes my penii until I bleed and scream because of the pain and enjoyment. Then he would kiss me and teach me the deep secrets of C and love. Then he would marry me and we would cuddle every day and write C and post on /prog/ together, every day, forever.
>>11 "Love is the one thing that we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space" It's like you didn't even watch Interstellar!
>>19 Man, it's like I need a translator from Negronese to English.
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Anonymous2015-01-09 18:41
>>20 Ain't nobody need no translator if you got the negronese pumpin through ya veins! Hit it boys! a 1, a 2, a 1 2 skidd-il-y doo!
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Anonymous2015-01-09 23:14
>>14 I liked it, although it's slightly fedora at some parts. Overall, it's really worthy it, in my opinion.
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Anonymous2015-01-09 23:56
I can't wait to use the new __has_include and __has_include_next of GCC 5! Huh? Standard? Nope, never heard of it.
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Anonymous2015-01-10 0:15
Why do people redefine NULL?
#undef NULL #define NULL (void *)0 Or just #include <stdlib.h> #define null ((void *)0)
Why? Why the hell would anyone do that? The only reason I can think of is if you want to make your own libc. No idea why anyone would do the second example.
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Anonymous2015-01-10 0:29
>>24 Both of them are just plain wrong. NULL might not be equal to 0, and people want to write if(!ptr) instead of if(ptr != NULL). But redefining it will not do a damn thing to code that isn't compiled with that particular definition anyway so there's no point.
Are you claiming that #define null ((void *)0) would not work just as well as the native NULL?
and people want to write if(!ptr) instead of if(ptr != NULL)
Are you claiming that if (!ptr) and if (ptr != NULL) is not the same?
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Anonymous2015-01-10 1:37
>>26 I am claiming the C standard leaves the exact value of NULL up to the implementation. If that version differs from the native NULL, then it would not work just as well. Either way, it is futile to define it yourself unless you're writing your own libc like >>24 points out.
There's nothing preventing (void *)0 from being a valid address. It's rare, but I think some Windows apps use it. Thanks to Wine, I know some use the zero page at least.
An integer constant expression with the value 0, or such an expression cast to type void *, is called a null pointer constant. 66) If a null pointer constant is converted to a pointer type, the resulting pointer, called a null pointer, is guaranteed to compare unequal to a pointer to any object or function.
Thus, #define null ((void *)0) will be valid in every system. Same goes to if (!ptr).
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-10 1:52
>>23 ONLY PROBLEM I GOT WITH DAT IS IT AINT SIMPLY CALLED "included"
GOD FORBID DOSE FUCKIN FAT CATS AT DA ISO SHUD PUT ANYTHIN USEFUL IN DA FUCKIN STANDARD
U THINK I GOT A FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH BACKWARD COMPATBILITY WITH CODE DAT DIRTY OLD JOSEPH DA UNIX HACKER WROTE BAK IN 1980? GO FUK YASELF YA FUCKIN STAK BOI RETOIDS
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-10 2:00
DA PROBLEM IS U GOT A BUNCH OF RETOIDS WHO R TOO SCARED TO RUN: sed 's/included/blahblah/g'. HONESTLY, DESE FUCKIN FAT CATS R TOO SCARED OF SIMPLE TEXT REPLACEMENTS SO DEY MAKE DER NEW KEYWORDS LOOK LIKE SHIT WHENEVER DEY ADD EM. DEY BLOAT DA LIBRARY UP WITH SHIT LIKE <stdbool.h> COS DEYRE TOO PUSSY TO MAKE "bool" A KEYWORD. WATS EVEN FUNNIER IS U DONT EVEN NEED A FUCKIN BOOLEAN TYPE IN C. DOSE DAM HYENAS JUST WANNA DESTROY DA LANGUAGE DAT DEANIS RICKY LOVED, NUFF SED
DA STANDARD'S SO FUKIN THIK UR GONNA SEE CUNTS GATHERIN TOGETHER LIKE A FUCKIN BIBLE STUDY GROUP TO INTERPRET IT. U ALREADY SEE DAT SHIT ON FUKKIN ##c. DA HILARIOUS THING IS DA GUYS ON ##c ARE ABOUT AS FUKKIN CLOSE MINDED AS A FUCKIN BIBLE GROUP TOO.
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Anonymous2015-01-10 2:04
>>29-30 How about __builtin_add_overflow and __auto_type? Do you like it?
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LAC!jYCj6s4P.g2015-01-10 2:46
>>31 WELL FIRSTLY DEY BOTH LOOK LIKE SHIT, N SECONDLY DEYRE BOTH USELESS FEATURES, COS:
DA FIRST 1'S FOR PUSSIES WHO R 2 DUM 2 THINK ABOUT NUMERIC RANGES. USE A FUKKIN ARBITRARY PRECISION LIBRARY IF UR DOING UR CUTE MATH SHIT, OTHERWISE IN MOST CASES IT SHUD BE FUKKIN OBVIOUS JUST BY CHECKIN DA MINIMUM GUARANTEED RANGES WHETHER UR SHIT'S GONNA OVERFLOW OR NOT
DA SECOND 1'S A SHITTY ATTEMPT AT MAKIN C'S LIMITED SYNTAX DEFINITIONS LESS LIMITED. C'S SYNTAX DEFS R STILL SHIT WITH OR WITHOUT IT N UR BETTER OFF JUST REDESIGNIN DA FUKKIN THING IF U LOVE UR FUKIN BLOATED, FANCY MACROS. WHO DA FUK EVEN NEEDS MACROS IN C THO? JUST USE A LANGUAGE LIKE FUKKIN awk, sed, OR perl 2 COMPOSE/MODIFY UR SOURCE FILES IF U NEED TO DO DAT KINDA THING. IT AINT LIKE UR WRITING IN UR KAWAII SAFARI HASKAL BULLSHIT WITH WOONEY CHAN N DA REST OF DA CHARACTERS IN UR FUCKIN JAPANIMATION TV SHOW, SO QUIT FUSSIN ABOUT SYNTAX N ACTUALLY DO SOME PROGRAMMIN YA FUCKIN KAWAII SAFARI RETOID
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Anonymous2016-07-19 21:22
check em
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Anonymous2016-07-21 12:26
I miss LAC
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Anonymous2016-07-21 15:57
>>34 He died in a car crash caused by a stack corruption bug in the braking subsystem thanks to C sloppy semantics.