The Weekly /prog/

Bro's, I just want to take the time to reclaim my mind and advertise: The Weekly /prog/.

Now in today's issue I say we analyse the joy of having Nikita. He's really a role model to us isn't he? But we hate him in the way that the regulars hate all the popular pop models like Justin Bieber. Deep down we love him, and we knew there would be less drama in our souls without him.

Now, I hate to see such an awesome guy get bashed on the regular, but here's what I have to say to him: Keep up the good work! We got a project for Nikita (symta), a project for Cudder (his so-called shitty web browser), all we need is a project for LAC so we can make fun of that retoid.

Sure, at the end of it Nikita's project may be useable but massively un-adopted (who cares about those shitheads anyway?), Cudder's may be massively incomplete (but who among us does not appreciate those nuggets of gold cudder slips in), and LAC's will be a mess like the C standard draft after his final attack. But we'll appreciate 'em.

Let's finally take the time to appreciate some of those 'external' friends of ours, such as Terry Davis, and long lost friends whom we fear may never return: frozenvoid, that chinese guy whose name start with X, (in relation to this thread) Zhivago, who posted on original /prog/ a few times, and of course our beloved kodak the toilet scrubber.

From our hearts, we at /prog/ Headquarters, wish you all a fun week and encourage you to subscribe to The Weekly /prog/

Don't forget mentifix!

>>2
What is that your schizophrenia medication?

>>3
mentifex is the very opposite of schizophrenia medication

Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you, having fun.

People miss FrozenVoid now?
Sadly I doubt he'll ever be back.
His infinite compression algorithm was too groundbreaking and the illuminati had him assassinated.

FrozenVoid was entertaining when he posted on his blog instead of on /prog/.
I miss Xarn.

xarn showed me his vagina on webcam

>>1
SHUT UP

>>9
U KAWAII RETOID

project for Cudder (his so-called shitty web browser),

CUDDER is a 42 year old married female

>>11
Nonsense.
People above the age of 30 don't know how to use computers.

>>12
Shut up kid. I remember when we had to build our own computers out of fucking vacuum tubes.

>>12
Programming is only for mature 12 year olds such as yourself.

>>13,14
Ok, grandpa.
I'm sorry. You do know how to use a computer.
You just don't know how to use it well.
I mean who types using only their index fingers? Seriously, it must take you hours to type up your posts

>>11
That was 3 years ago.

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>>17
These comics are retarded.

>>17
RACIST

http://www.metrofarecomic.com/post/52057686247/whats-your-nationality

>>17
Why the fuck would you post a webcomic about taking the bus?

MENTIFEX EST FLUENS LOCUTOR ANTIQUAE LINGUAE LATINAE.
(Mentifex is a fluent speaker of the ancient Latin language.)

OLIM OPERATOR IN OMNIBUS VEHICULO ET MENTIFEX LOQUEBANTUR LATINE.
(One day the bus-driver and Mentifex were talking Latin.)

UNUS VIR SPLENDIDE INDUTUS ROGABAT QUA LINGUA LOQUERENTUR.
(One man splendidly dressed asked what language they were speaking.)

"LATINA" RESPONDEBAT OPERATOR.
("Latin," answered the bus operator.)

"MINIME, MINIME, HOC NON EST POSSIBILE."
("No, no, this is not possible.")

ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM.
(Don't let the bastards grind you down.)

>>21
Will ANDRU become ANTONY soon?

http://www.metrofarecomic.com/post/109206873347/latin

>>23
Where's the joke?

>>21
SALVE MENTIFEX, MIHI NOMEN ANONYMOUS EST. EGO QUOQUE LATINE LOQUOR. FUMASNE CANNABEM? EGO VELIM TECUM CANNABEM FUMARE. FIAMUS INEBRIATI.

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Mentishit, you should have asked uor question.