Work

How do I not work? I have to shower and clean the filth and then take the train to work in a few minutes to write sepples code all day. It's such a hassle. Why.

Where can I go to not work and not worry about it. This is tiring. This is slavery. This is a nightmare that does not end. Please.

What can be done. This is madness. Work? Of all things, why? Why must I shower and wash the filth? Why must I take the train? Why must I work? To work is to hurt. I do not want to hurt.

Who would ever want to work and wash the filth every day? This is insanity.

you could be homeless?

Should have had the foresight to be born into a rich family. I guess you can still marry rich.

>>1
Move to a rural area and become a lumberjack.

You could just not shower.

>>1
I BEEN IN DAT POSITION MYSELF YA FUKIN RETOID. U GOTTA HAVE DA BALLS 2 MOVE OUT OF UR COMFORT ZONE N, IF NECESSARY, GAME WITH UR 'INSANE LIFESTYLE'.

OR U CUD CONTINUE WITH DA DRUDGERY, LONGING 4 FRIDAY AFTERNOON WHEN U GOT A WHOLE NIGHT N TWO LUXURIOUS DAYS WITHOUT WORK

You should get work as a spambot.

N SINCE I KNO HOW UNIMAGINATIVE U KAWAII SAFARI RETOIDS R FROM WATCHIN 2 MUCH JAPANIMATION, SOME EXAMPLES 4:

GAME WITH UR 'INSANE LIFESTYLE'.

FIND SOME OTHER WORK UD LIKE DOIN OR SOMETHIN THAT GENERATES AN INCOME. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S MAKIN SHITTY DEV-C++ TUTORIALS ON YOOTOOB WHERE U WRITE void main() N USE FUCKIN <conio.h>, IF IT GETS U ATTENTION N SOME MONEY, DO DAT SHIT.

DEN ASK FOR A PAY RISE @ WORK. UR DOIN SOME KOOL SHIT ON DA SIDE N UR MAKIN MONEY AT WORK, BUT DA MONEY UR MAKIN AT WORK'S PROBLY PRETTY SHIT SO JUST ASK 4 MORE. IF DEY DON'T GIVE IT TO U, STOP GOIN IN N DEYLL EITHER CAVE N GIVE YA DA RAISE OR FIRE U.

IF DEY FIRE U DEN UR ALL GOOD TO PROCEED WITH UR YOOTOOB SHIT N WATEVA ELSE U WANNA PURSUE, BUT ITS A FUKKIN CHALLENGE (IF IT WERENT IT WUDNT B WORTH IT).

IF DEY GIVE U DA RAISE DEN RIDE IT OUT WHILE UR MAKIN DECENT MONEY N PUT IN LESS EFFORT AT WORK THAN U USED 2 -- PUT UR ENERGY INTO OTHER STUFF (YOOTOOB SHIT, GIVIN URSELF MORE WORK OPPORTUNITIES, ETC.) WHILE UR @ WORK N SEE HOW FAR U CAN GO N STILL GET AWAY WITH IT. MAKE IT NOT MATTER ONE FUKKIN BIT IF DEY FIRE U.

BY DA WAY, NO1 KNOS WHO DA CUNTS AT UR WORK R, I SURE AS FUK DONT, SO DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT WAT DEY THINK OF U FOR SLACKIN OFF OR ASKIN FOR A RAISE OR WEARING A FUCKIN JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL SKIRT TO WORK LIKE DA FUKIN KAWAII SAFARI SISSY DAT U R

I IMAGINE DIS IS HOW MOST OF U RETOIDS LOOK WEN UR OUT IN PUBLIC: http://news.benly.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/DrkGJDMPOy5BsU2_16419.jpeg

>>8
ACTUALLY IF DEY DONT GIVE U DA RAISE U DONT NEED TO STOP GOING IN ENTIRELY. JUST GO INTO WORK WEN U ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE WORKIN. NO DOUBT UR MAKIN ENOUGH TO ONLY WORK 2 OR 3 DAYS A WEEK N LIVE COMFORTABLY OFF DAT KINDA INCOME

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SEE HOW FAR U CAN GO N STILL GET AWAY WITH IT.

I've spent entire weeks doing nothing except read blogs, browse boards and push deadlines further away indefinitely. I feel bad about it. I asked for advice a few months ago on /lounge/ to not feel bad about it, but I can't smoke a phat blunt everyday.

>>12
If you work for the guy who started the company then you should feel bad but if you don't then nobody gives a shit and neither should you.

>>12
Yes, the only cure is to smoke a blunt at least once per day, and if you cannot do this, you will be doomed to feel shitty about whatever it is you feel shitty about.