Need help

Hola prog, my name's ENrico i'm from Nicaragua. Our familia is very poor. Please help me learn programming real fast. My mom says that i got make money from coding or she sends me to a shit job in the town, like a waiter or a courier. I am fat and like to spend my temp on the computer playing games, i need to become a cool programmador real fast. How to learn to hack things and steal credit cards real fast? What needs to read?

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I don't know what's escuel is but this book will teach you how to be a programmer. If you're smart, then you should be able to complete this book in three days.