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Need help

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 22:11

Hola prog, my name's ENrico i'm from Nicaragua. Our familia is very poor. Please help me learn programming real fast. My mom says that i got make money from coding or she sends me to a shit job in the town, like a waiter or a courier. I am fat and like to spend my temp on the computer playing games, i need to become a cool programmador real fast. How to learn to hack things and steal credit cards real fast? What needs to read?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 22:51

Tell your daft mom that she's wrong. Then join your nearest gang and start hustlin dope. You'll get fit and rich in no time.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 22:52

>>2
`> Get rich
> By selling things In a country where nobody has money

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 22:59

>>3
Calm down, he'll hustle abroad.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:01

Read this book
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/matthias/HtDP2e/
Use this program to help you do the work
http://racket-lang.org/download/

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:04

>>2
Sorry i'm not brave enough for that. I need make money in front of computer. I can give you a WoW account for free, totally legit lvl 90 Druid. Just tell me how to proggram por favor. I've written some clickers and exp farmers scripts and they worked, just need to know how to make money from code.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:07

>>5
Don't mess with me, cabron. WTf this shit? It looks like a escuelbook, but i don't have time for this, need make money real fast.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:11

Say hello to my little friend!
Hi

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-23 23:12

I don't care if its legal or not, we have cops that look the other way here in Nicaragua. Just need fast.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 0:10

>>7
I don't know what's escuel is but this book will teach you how to be a programmer. If you're smart, then you should be able to complete this book in three days.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 0:17

I don't know what's escuel

typical /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 0:19

>>10
Just pronounce it, bitch. It's "SQL". Enrico meant SQL and he hates SQL, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 0:47

>>1
she sends me to a shit job in the town
Like a programming job?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 1:36

Learn to trace mac addresses and then threaten tripfags on 4chan with doxing if they don't pay you.
That's what all the 1337 hax0rs do

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 2:07

I'll give you $50 to do a stream of fucking your little sister.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 2:33

Every day I'm Haskellin. Every day I'm Haskellin.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-24 10:20

>>14
Ok thanks. If I make over a hundred I'll give you my WoW acc

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