Hola prog, my name's ENrico i'm from Nicaragua. Our familia is very poor. Please help me learn programming real fast. My mom says that i got make money from coding or she sends me to a shit job in the town, like a waiter or a courier. I am fat and like to spend my temp on the computer playing games, i need to become a cool programmador real fast. How to learn to hack things and steal credit cards real fast? What needs to read?
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Anonymous2015-01-23 22:51
Tell your daft mom that she's wrong. Then join your nearest gang and start hustlin dope. You'll get fit and rich in no time.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 22:52
>>2 `> Get rich > By selling things In a country where nobody has money
>>2 Sorry i'm not brave enough for that. I need make money in front of computer. I can give you a WoW account for free, totally legit lvl 90 Druid. Just tell me how to proggram por favor. I've written some clickers and exp farmers scripts and they worked, just need to know how to make money from code.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 23:07
>>5 Don't mess with me, cabron. WTf this shit? It looks like a escuelbook, but i don't have time for this, need make money real fast.
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Anonymous2015-01-23 23:11
Say hello to my little friend! Hi
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Anonymous2015-01-23 23:12
I don't care if its legal or not, we have cops that look the other way here in Nicaragua. Just need fast.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 0:10
>>7 I don't know what's escuel is but this book will teach you how to be a programmer. If you're smart, then you should be able to complete this book in three days.
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Anonymous2015-01-24 0:17
I don't know what's escuel
typical /prog/
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Anonymous2015-01-24 0:19
>>10 Just pronounce it, bitch. It's "SQL". Enrico meant SQL and he hates SQL, apparently.