Weasels at work

Don't you just hate those fucking new hires who who don't really know what they're doing, but think they can make up for it by being extroverted and weaseling in behind your back? Always getting in your face, always having something to say, always thinking their opinion is superior, but not being able to actually fucking do anything? The type that as soon as the boss is out the door, they're asking someone else to do their work for them. Or they're quick to blame their problems on someone else?

There's this one new hire who's a real fucking filthy, lying weasel. I just want to punch him in the face every time he asks me a question.

Weasels are pretty much the same as women personality-wise, but they're male.

Maybe they have gender identity issues.