Don't you just hate those fucking new hires who who don't really know what they're doing, but think they can make up for it by being extroverted and weaseling in behind your back? Always getting in your face, always having something to say, always thinking their opinion is superior, but not being able to actually fucking do anything? The type that as soon as the boss is out the door, they're asking someone else to do their work for them. Or they're quick to blame their problems on someone else?
There's this one new hire who's a real fucking filthy, lying weasel. I just want to punch him in the face every time he asks me a question.
Weasels are pretty much the same as women personality-wise, but they're male.
Fuck him, your better than that. You're an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, you don't have to take that shit. You march right into your boss's office and tell him that it's either you or him, and demand a raise. If he hesitates even a little you tell that fat cunt that you fucked his wife and molested his daughter, knock all the shit off his desk, then storm right the fuck out of that office.
How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
>>13 How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
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Anonymous2015-02-24 2:57
UPDATE: THE WEASEL WAS FIRED THIS MORNING!
As soon as the weasel was shit-canned, and left out the front door, everyone in the office breathed a sigh of relief, and spirits were lifted.
He was so angry/embarrassed, he left with a red face, and forgot to fill out his paperwork. He had to come back and sign it in the afternoon, and everyone ignored him when he tried to say goodbye.