[WANTED] JAVASCRIPT PROGRAMMERS $12.50/HOUR

JAVASCRIPT PROGRAMMERS $12.50/HOUR

REQUIREMENTS:

EXPERT LEVEL OF COMPETENCE WITH JAVASCRIPT
EXPERIENCE USING LEADING JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS
FAMILIARITY WITH DIFFERENT WEB BROWSER PLATFORMS
ABILITY TO SOLVE PROBLEMS EFFECTIVELY
FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND BACHELORS DEGREE IN RELATED FIELD
NO EXCEPTIONS

FAX YOUR RESUMES/CVS TO 011 972-2-5897677

I can supply a team of 15 Indians who can do it for 10$/h (total, not each, obviously). Well, they get 2.50$/h actually, the rest is overhead and goes to me. I also rent teams of little Bangladeshi girls for 7.50$/h. They live off a single bag of chips each day and are chained to the wall so they can never steal your code. They only work in CoffeeScript though, no matter how hard you beat them, but also have some experience with SQL and HTML5.

>>2

What do I use the bangladeshi girls for?

cleaning toilets for $12.50 vs programming Javascript for $12.50/hour

Tough choice.

>>3
For coding, duh. Why else would they be in my sweatshop and not in my textile mill?

>>4
Well, the toilet job pays $12.50 one time, but javashit pays by the hour. So I guess it's a matter of how long it takes you to scrub a toilet.

>>5
What if it's scrubbing toilets for $12.50/hour?

I wonder what frozenvoid is doing these days. I wonder how that game of his, Id Est Velodrum is going.

>>2
This is why Javascript hardware is the future.

>>8
Javascript coprocessors on every SoC.

>>9
Intel JavaScript Processing Unit™

>>9
Javascript copro on every SoC.

>>7

http://websta.me/n/frozenvoid

>>12
There's no way that our beloved FV is a 15yo Finnish hipster! I thought he was Russian and much older than 15.

people using javascript
using Fax

I thought they were all trendy and ⁶⁶hip⁹⁹ which is why they decided not to use a real language

>>14
Whom are you quoting?