War never changes

As you know, we're in the 8^th year of our northern wars against the Haskellers. There are rumors that more of our troops are defecting to the other side every day... Don't be tempted to break ranks! I assure you there is no basis to these rumors...

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Well let's see: the Haskell reddit has almost twice as many readers as the Lisp one, the Haskell ecosystem is already richer than even the Common Lisp one, most of the recent advances in computer science are closer to Haskell than to Lisp, lots more companies offer Haskell jobs than Lisp jobs, John Carmack likes Haskell more than Lisp, books and blog posts about learning Haskell are coming out by the dozens, and even imperative idiots are starting to get Haskell.