War never changes

As you know, we're in the 8^th year of our northern wars against the Haskellers. There are rumors that more of our troops are defecting to the other side every day... Don't be tempted to break ranks! I assure you there is no basis to these rumors...

The threat is not a threat, really, you can trust what I say.

Trust me: you'd rather hang with a couple of guys like us and not live in a sterile totalitarian state like on the other side. Our movie has proven that beyond doubt! So thank you for your ear on this important matter, fellow LISPer!

>>2
nice temporal trips

I tell ou what: if you make a LISP that have a deterministic garbage collector (or somehow no GC at all), use static typing, and could be as fast as C++ (w/ classes), then but only then I would like LISP and use it for real world problems.

>>5

https://bitbucket.org/ktg/l

>>6
wtf is this just c++ with sexp?

>>7
It's Racket.

>>1
Well let's see: the Haskell reddit has almost twice as many readers as the Lisp one, the Haskell ecosystem is already richer than even the Common Lisp one, most of the recent advances in computer science are closer to Haskell than to Lisp, lots more companies offer Haskell jobs than Lisp jobs, John Carmack likes Haskell more than Lisp, books and blog posts about learning Haskell are coming out by the dozens, and even imperative idiots are starting to get Haskell.

>>5
http://home.pipeline.com/~hbaker1/LinearLisp.html

>>9
this. Haskell has done an excellent job of marketing itself. I suppose Clojure is fighting the good fight for Lisp in the commercial sphere.

>>11
Clojure is not a LISP. Retard.

>>12

It's the nearest thing to a Lisp that people actually give a shit about.

>>13
Lispers tend to not care about what people give a shit about. Most lisp literature (read blogs) is written in a tone that takes misplaced superiority in obscurity.

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>>5,6
Nobody gives a shit what a low iq third-worlder who ``codes'' for money wants. Now get back to your cubicle, you nigger.

>>9
And even more people use and talk about javascript. You're a stupid normalfag nigger who gives a shit what other people (retarded people in particular) think, kill yourself. Carmack is a C++ using cubicle drone.

>>14
Only nigger writing in a tone is you, the retarded-nigger-tone.

>>15
nigger