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Your days are numbered, code monkeys

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 5:30

http://www.technologyreview.com/view/535176/neural-network-based-on-monkey-brains-perfected-and-will-replace-you/
The Jews have created a neural network that is comparable in very important ways to a primate brain. Pretty soon they will have it good enough to crank our Java classes avoiding to a UML flow chart and you will be lauded off. Oh, you'll get a better job, will you? As soon as out approaches nigger levels of intellegence, it will be capable of replacing most web `dev' and some sepples programmers. Your broke and working up the nerve to ask dad if you can move back home and if he would get you a job at Teledildonics Inc with him, when you see on the news that it is now as smart as an Indian and there is a global layoff of all ENTERPRISE programmers as well. You'll be pleasuring niggers of a scat fetish gay whorehouse just for a place to stay when you hear that an Aryan brain has been replicated and there are no programmers outside academia at all. You'll be smiling as you look up into the sky from the tent in your refugee camp and see the incoming nuclear missile, hearing murmured rumors that the neural network has finally reached Jewish intelligence levels and that the Jews declared war to protect themselves from obsolescence. Your last thought before your body is instantly vaporized is to rue the day you ever read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 6:43

A neural network?
People are still using those?
It's because of the name, right?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 7:50

hurr durr what is mixed ``race''(no such thing as race in the first place, only ethnicity)
hurr durr when your ``race effect'' doesn't actually exist in the first place and you made that up
hurr durr when you made up the upside down bullshit and any other bullshit in the article

shitty college ``magazine''
thinking arxiv means anything and not peer-reviewed journals
of Amirhossein Farzmahdi at the Institute for Research on Fundamental Sciences in Tehran, Iran
monkey see monkey do

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 9:03

>>3
monkey getting afraid

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 9:05

>>3
You're that mentally challenged theist degenerate, right?

Name: moot the /g/ boi 2015-02-15 9:09

Watch out, Lonox fan boiz, Windoze is Cummin up da Rear End!

ITZ HAPPENIN

Ya Gnome desktop aint gonna meen shit wen windoze 10 released

PROOV ME RONG G PROOV ME RONG G

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-15 10:40

Who ever said programming was hard?
I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12 years old

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