All imposters are idiots.

Cudder !MhMRSATORI has been revoked as of 2015-02-15 15:55. Any post after that time with that ID is NOT ME.

See http://rechan.eu.org/verify.txt for more information.

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Cudder is all talk and no action.

Another imposter has created a phoney Mentifex Twitter account.

http://ai.neocities.org/mentifex_faq.html is action, not talk.

Thanks for telling us! It was really important that we know that!

Hey, thanx, Fort Meyers! You just showed up on the live Feedjit:

Fort Myers, Florida arrived from bbs.progrider.org on "Strong AI Mentifex FAQ". 06:14:15 -- 50 seconds ago

[I need to see such traffic to get motivated to do more AI.]

Dover, New Hampshire arrived from bbs.progrider.org on "Strong AI Mentifex FAQ". 06:18:35 -- 35 seconds ago

Now I went to

http://www.ai-forum.org/topic.asp?forum_id=1&topic_id=15168

and posted about the new Spanish-language Mentifex page at

http://ai.neocities.org/Spanish.html

to keep the AI ball rolling. (Do I need professional help? :-)

Cudder is just a troll, which annoys people with his tripfagging shitpostery.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Spanish/comments/2vszdm/are_there_any_spanish_forums/con2o3v

is further proof that I can not stop meme-posting.

What timezone?

Pacific Standard Time. West Coast. Seattle area.

Louis-Louis, gotta go. Question is, where?
Today is a federal holiday. Should Mentifex
hie himself down to the Willie Wonka
Starbucks Reserve Roastery and Tasting Room?
Or just slip into the usual mode of impersonating a bourgeois?
Bye now. It's been phun :-)

>>11
Board timezone, duh.

I don't get it. Do these people (Cudder and Mentifex) actually believe we care about them?

Do I need professional help?

Yes. Your babbling is incomprehensible.

Noo, Cudder can't not be !MRSATORI.

>>6,7
Why are you posting people's locations just because they clicked on your shitty link? It's not like they're supporting you.

But your trip has been compromised for many years already. What the hell.

Is anyone else cracking the new tripcode yet?

>>18
Why the fuck do you care?

>>18
can you seriously crack these? that's pretty awesome

>>20
No, it's simple.

>>20
https://github.com/Cairnarvon/triptools

>>21
>>22
I was mostly surprised that it can be (?) computed in a reasonable time on a home computer, or can't it?

I'm aware that it's possible to run a program to test lots of guesses.

http://rechan.eu.org/

http://hashcat.net/oclhashcat/

>>6,7
What program do you use to see who visited your website like that?

>>18,20,23
I'd tell you to fuck off back to /g/, but even /g/ knows these things, so I'm guessing you're from Reddit. Back to Reddit, ``please''!

Also, only idiots would waste the time cracking a trip just to impersonate someone on an obscure retardation BBS. Also, !MhMRSATORI was not cracked, it was leaked. Cudder takes his trip off to shitpost and sometimes fucks it up.

>>27
ok crack this trip then?

Pssssss
Psssss
...
Ps-psssss

I'm pissing on all of the tripfags in this thread. Tripfaggots are the lowest life-form.

>>28,29
Kill yourselves. This is not acceptable /prog/ behavior. Stop that.

>>30
Wookie-wookie hewe, we've got a twipfag with an ouchie-ouchie in his booty-butt! Why don't you wub some ointment on youw booty-butt, twipfag?

Trip faggots are the lowest life form.

They are desperate, ill minded, ignorant, useless wastes of skin, selfish,
morally corrupt and in a word "shit".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of
binary file if "shit" uploads the same "shit" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the lowest form of life because any thinking person would
have to admit that it does not make sense.

However, tripfags, having very little gray matter to work with,
probably have not completed school, therefore cannot read and are indeed
ignorant and fail to understand that concept.

Trip faggots are indeed the lowest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Czech em

>>30

BAWWW i hate you lame reddit fags who dont know that it's trivial to crak tripcodes in seconds

go on and crack it then, fucking retard!

let's see you crack it, or are you just an all talk no action liar?

Ich liebe dich, so wie du mich,
am Abend und am Morgen,
noch war kein Tag, wo du und ich
nicht teilten unsre Sorgen.

Auch waren sie für dich und mich
geteilt leicht zu ertragen;
du tröstetest im Kummer mich,
ich weint in deine Klagen.

Drum Gottes Segen über dir,
du, meines Lebens Freude.
Gott schütze dich, erhalt dich mir,
schütz und erhalt uns beide

>>34
You know, I'm almost tempted to tell you exactly why you are supid and explain the fundamental misunderstandings you've made, just to prove that I can. On the other hand, I realize that your expectation that people spoonfed you on demand is why you are so ignorant, so I would only be encouraging you. Maybe try asking about injective, surjective transformations and their applications to cryptographical hashes, on Reddit, where you belong.

Don't listen to the liar.
I would never change my trip.

>>36

blah blah blah blah

all I see is words and no tripcodes cracked you little weasel bitch

tell me again how im an idiot for not knowing that you can crack this tripcode! it's hilarious because you honestly believe that, despite not being able to crack it at all.

injective, surjective transformations and their applications to cryptographical hashes

your #haskell is leaking. any attempts to intimidate me using math words will not work. give it up kid, you just proved yourself even more pathetic than I thought.

You know what's sad about Cudder.
It thinks we actually give a shit about the whiny attention whoring pain in the ass.

>>28,34
I pictured you tied up and covered in mud slipping around on a tile floor while posting this, challenging me to squirm like you do. And calling me a pathetic faggot as I walked away.

And laughing while bashing your face into the floor, with blood and teeth coming out of your mouth while bearing a manic grin and wide open eyes. I don't know if I should seek therapy or if your behavior really is disturbing enough to evoke that. Huh.

I wnat to add I don't wish any ill will or violence upon you. That's just what I saw in me head.

>>40-42
*bang* *splash* *thud* *splat*

Particles of blood, piss, and runny shit were splattered on the floor all around the Re/g//g/itor's body. The disgusting biohazard was put there by none other than the Re/g//g/itor himself. About twelve meters away, the /prog/rider was watching him thrash about in the mess that he created.

``Now you do it!'', the Re/g//g/itor screamed at the top of his lungs as he tried to stand up, slipping and falling back into his pool of waste.

``I-I don't think I want to....'' Why was he doing this to himself? What could drive a person to act like such an idiot? Did he think that this would gain him respect?

``HA! That's because you can't! You're scared! You know you can't possibly wallow in your own shit and piss and slam your head against the floor for longer than I can! I am the best!''. He said this while crawling towards the /prog/rider, his arm outstretched. Did he expect to be helped up?

``Okay! I admit it! Just stop, you're bleeding from your fucking eyes, stop it already.'' The Re/g//g/itor was indeed in poor shape. His skull was cracked in many places already, and fecal matter was probably already corrupting his precious brain fluids.

``Never!'', the Re/g//g/itor shouted as he reached deep into his anus and pulled out a pair pf pliers. ``How about this faggot, can you do this?!?!''. Then he gripped the pliers around his two front teeth and snapped them off. He let out a brief shriek of pain before laughing maniacaly once again.

``...''. The /prog/rider looked on in horror as the Re/g//g/itor continued to mutilate himself. His teeth, his fingernails, his nose, all destroyed one by one. Each one preceded by a challenge and followed by a declaration of victory. Watching him tear out his eyes was especially hard to watch, as the /prog/rider remembered how cruelly he had been forced to do the same thing once in the past. But at least it was slowing down. He'd lost a lot of blood and couldn't possibly keep this up much longer. At first, the /prog/rider had considered calling for the police or an ambulance or something, but now he knew that it would probably be better if he didn't. Such a tortured soul should not be left to languish in this world only to suffer.

The last thing he ripped off was his penis. He went on longer than should have been possible. His intestines and most of his internal organs were all over the floor and the only thing not disturbed on his head had been his tongue. There were even parts of his brain in the pile of gore. After his penis was gone, he had tried to go for his sphincter, but lost the strength. There was something in the fact that he couldn't even hax his own anus.

The /prog/rider didn't move for a few minutes, worried that the tantrum might restart if he did. But nothing happened. He crept over to the door and exitted the room. He locked the door behind him and walked away. He tossed the key into the trash and vowed to never speak of this day to anyone.

>>43
oh god...

I feel like /prog/ could write a really hardcore VN.

>>43
Did he died?

Get the violent guy and the guy who writes short erotic stories about Rika together and we've got a goldmine.

>>47
Do you mean ones like http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1415314778/313? Because, uh, I wrote that one too.

>>45
Would there be a scheme interpreter in it still?

Check my dubs.

I want to hear more stories!

>>51
One day a man was sitting at home alone in his room browsing /prog/.
He began thinking about what he was doing and quickly came to the conclusion that he had wasted his life and he was a failure.
He then committed suicide.
The end.

How many of the posts on /prog/ do you think are copy pasta? How can you tell what is and is not copy pasta? In theory, any post could be copy pasta. Even this one.

>>53
The truth is almost all the posts on /prog/ are taken from threads on other websites and modified to reference this board instead of their true origin.
This is why nobody ever replies to you, the reader. Because you didn't post in the original thread.

>>54
I don't modify kopipe when I post it. It should be obvious since the posts don't have the same form as posts made here normally do but people rarely seem to notice.

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

But 100 years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land.

And so we've come here today to dramatize an appalling condition. In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a cheque. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of colour are concerned. Instead of honouring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad cheque which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we've come to cash this cheque - a cheque that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.

Smoke weed everyday 4/20 blaze it

>>56
When they said all men are created equal the "white" was implicit

check my base 57 dubs

>>58
I'm not impressed by your trivial dubs.

holy shit, TIL n+1 is dubs in base n. upvote if you agree.

>>1
Сосни-ка хуйца, магистр подзалупной магии.

coch cock

Watching him tear out his eyes was especially hard to watch, as the /prog/rider remembered how cruelly he had been forced to do the same thing once in the past.

I'm sorry what

>>63
I was alluding to http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1411624457, implying that the protagonist of that story was the /prog/rider in this one, with the intent of making what caused the poor Re/g//g/itor to go mad. And also to be pretentious.

install gentoo

Dubs

>>66
✓checked

>>48
Yes, I meant that one. Please write MORE. I love your POSTS, I always read them FIVE TIMES.

>>64
I got the reference a few hours after I read it yesterday.

I was imposting FrozenVoid the whole time. Real FrozenVoid is not even aware of /prog/