Learning reference for haskell

Now that huskell-faggot-lisp-hater-san is taking the time to learn lisp, I feel obligated to take the time to learn all of haskell. Kindly link to resources you think would permit me to do this in the least amount of time and exposure to reddit and huskell-faggots possible.

I just need something to help me get past the syntax that isn't just a technical specification of the language. I've been doing functional and lazy shit since before you were born.

>>4
Preferably free. And wont drone on and on about immutable binary trees.

>>3
I can't fucking take those people.