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What language cavemen could program in?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-21 16:47

C/C++ syntax is quite unforgiving for mistakes, and cavemen weren't good abstract thinkers.
I think something like a variant of LISP or Forth could be used to teach a cavemen basic programming.
Haskell or restricted subset of it, would look like pseudocode and could be more palatable to primitive cavemen

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 5:44

>>1
Cavemen don't have developed natural language, so they require language to be symbolic, which leaves only Lisp. Although you would have to replace CAR/CDR with some more appropriate graphemes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 5:56

>>41
Seems like the BEGINNERS ALL-PURPOSE SYMBOLIC INSTRUCTION CODE would be more appropriate then. They can even use Visual Basic which is 99% drag-and-drop to make it even easier.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:22

>>39
Back to the kitchen, woman. Make me dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:29

>>43
Sorry, boys with little tiny dicks aren't going to be telling me what to do ;)

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:35

>>44
How'd you like some little tiny bruises on your body, bitch?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:40

>>45
That was the worst threat I've ever heard.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:41

>>46
So go to the kitchen now, what are you waiting for?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:44

>>47
It's past your bed time. Just stop embarrassing yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 9:48

>>48
How's that soup coming along, woman?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 11:20

What language cavemen could program in?

ОП - очевидное Золотце.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 11:45

>>50
Ni hao!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 12:03

>>51
Нахуй.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 13:01

>>52
На хуй!

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-22 21:16

>>45
Are you going to finger flick me into submission?

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-23 10:45

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Name: Anonymous 2015-02-23 10:54

>>54
No, I just know how to punch your liver and kidneys to leave almost no bruises.

Name: Anonymous 2015-02-24 1:59

>>56
Do you know how to check >>55-sama's dubs?

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