procrastination

I am posting here when I should be programming.

>>1
its because your programming activity isn't fun and your subconscious rejects it.

>>2
How could programming not be fun?

It is especially fun to program

http://ai.neocities.org/AiSteps.html

open-source public-domain artificial intelligence (AI).

>>3
package com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.printers;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.factories.NewLineStringReturnerFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.factories.SystemOutFizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.factories.FizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.factories.StringStringReturnerFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.printers.StringPrinter;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.strategies.FizzBuzzOutputStrategy;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.stringreturners.StringStringReturner;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.strategies.adapters.FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter;
public class NewLineStringPrinter implements StringPrinter {
private final FizzBuzzOutputStrategy outputStrategy;
public NewLineStringPrinter() {
FizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory factory = new SystemOutFizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory();
this.outputStrategy = factory.createOutputStrategy();
}
public void print() {
final StringStringReturnerFactory myNewLineStringReturnerFactory = new NewLineStringReturnerFactory();
final StringStringReturner myNewLineStringReturner = myNewLineStringReturnerFactory
.createStringStringReturner();
final String myNewLineString = myNewLineStringReturner.getReturnString();
final FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter myOutputAdapter =
new FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter(outputStrategy);
myOutputAdapter.output(myNewLineString);
}
@Override
public void printValue(Object value) {
print();
}
}

>>3
package com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.printers;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.factories.NewLineStringReturnerFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.factories.SystemOutFizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.factories.FizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.factories.StringStringReturnerFactory;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.printers.StringPrinter;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.strategies.FizzBuzzOutputStrategy;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.interfaces.stringreturners.StringStringReturner;
import com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.strategies.adapters.FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter;
public class NewLineStringPrinter implements StringPrinter {
private final FizzBuzzOutputStrategy outputStrategy;
public NewLineStringPrinter() {
FizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory factory = new SystemOutFizzBuzzOutputStrategyFactory();
this.outputStrategy = factory.createOutputStrategy();
}
public void print() {
final StringStringReturnerFactory myNewLineStringReturnerFactory = new NewLineStringReturnerFactory();
final StringStringReturner myNewLineStringReturner = myNewLineStringReturnerFactory
.createStringStringReturner();
final String myNewLineString = myNewLineStringReturner.getReturnString();
final FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter myOutputAdapter =
new FizzBuzzOutputStrategyToFizzBuzzExceptionSafeOutputStrategyAdapter(outputStrategy);
myOutputAdapter.output(myNewLineString);
}
@Override
public void printValue(Object value) {
print();
}
}

>>5
You know you can use aliases?

alias my anus

restrict my anus

import my packaged anus

import my dubs

êtes-vous tel, aviv

I was programming when I should have been posting here.

import your package into my anus

>>7
You know you're a fucking retard? That's not the point, Java-loving currynigger.

I'm writing a bignum class in Seeples that works in in unary under Peano arithmetic. I hope to get it included in Boost.

My boss is a fucking baby who does NOTHING USEFUL AT ALL, every day. All he ever does is calls attention for himself, or flood serious mail discussions with memes. He is also loud. Fucking pisses me off.

My colleagues are also shitty.
They are either smart, but obnoxious and antisocial, or really dumb and fad-oriented, always talking about how they want to work on the new cool thing, or how cool the new fecebook api is (without actually using it of course, or using the stuff they blabber about; most likely they retell stories they have read from various tech blogs they are doubtlessly subscribed to in abundance)