What words in the language sales pitch

..make you think it belongs in the trash?

im sadder than anyone else in the world about the death of spock

"object-oriented"
"dynamic"
"dynamically-typed"
"weakly-typed"
"Google"
"Mozilla"
"Microsoft"
"Visual"
"for the web"

"opinionated" "indented"

Usually anything with FIOC is opinionated but there are some exceptions.

>>4
no exceptions

functional

"statically-typed"
"purely functional"

"general purpose"

there aint no such thing as general purpose
go eat a salty donkey weiner, javascriptkiddies

>>8
What about Java?

My computer is general purpose.

My anus is general purpose.

"garbage collected"
"developed as proof of concept"
"widely used in academia"
"widely used in X industry"
"widely used by X company"
"last commit 4 years ago"
"dangerous goto statement"
"third party windows builds are available here"
"as fast as C" "comparable to C code in speed"
"hear what our language users say about it"
"uses reference counting"
"lambda calculus"
"theorem prover"
"purely functional"
"S-expression" "M-expression" "allows to manipulate the AST"
"homoiconic" "monadic" "-morphism"
"lazy evaluation"
"eager evaluation"
"X evaluation"
"macros are replaced with X"
"interpreter mode"
"bytecode"
"virtual machine"
"integrates tightly with Windows X feature"
"complete Integrated Development Environment"
"X by Example" "learn X in Y minutes" "cheatsheet"
"strong typechecking"
"as fast as native code" "our benchmarks show"
"proprietary X technology"
"buy" "subscribe" "purchase" "commercial license"
"community edition"
"free edition"
"starter edition"
"evaluation version"
"easy introduction to X syntax"
"library reference:last updated 5 years ago"
"FFI is currently in the works"
"version 0.x is the latest version"
"donate for development of this language"
"sponsored by"
"major syntax changes in next version"
"replaced foo library function with baz, foo now does thunk, please update your code(foo was never intended to do foo, it was thunk all along)"
"complete rewrite of X is expected at next version"
"some old legacy code will not compile"
"we advise you to use the latest version with the bugfix and update your code"
"unresolved tickets/bugreports with 3 year history:234"
"providing the user with user-defined operators will complicate understanding the code"
"we will never add feature X because its against our language principles"
"esoteric feature"
"intended as replacement for unsafe"
"to reduce executable size"
"because type conversions are a major source of errors"
"feature X available for linux only"

>>11
I was waiting for that response, pranon.

>>12
You should try Symta, although it does suffer from "version 0.x is the latest version", "third party windows builds are available here" and "allows to manipulate the AST", "library reference:last updated 5 years ago", but everything else is missing.

>>12
So you like hipster obscure languages that are slower than C?

>>15
shut up dumb nigger

use c and lisp or asm and forth