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Dubsoholics Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 6:14

Do you feel compulsion to post dubs?
Does it interfere with your daily life?
Do you ever wished to end the dubs cycle?
You've came to the right place.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 6:34

I don't really get the dubs meme.
It's amusing on the odd occasion, but not when it's every 11th post.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 6:41

Oppressive Binary Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 6:50

Give me strength to face the dubs, the dubs within my soul
No longer I can justify the checking in His name
Is it a sin to seek the dubs, the dubs beneath the post?
Pray with me so I will find the gate to Heaven's dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 6:56

What is our 11-step program?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 7:15

Dubsomania is the inability to refrain from the urge to check dubs and is done for reasons other than personal enjoyment or financial gain. First described in 1811, dubsomania is classified in psychiatry as an impulse control disorder.[11] Alternatively, some of the main characteristics of the disorder, which consist of recurring intrusion feelings, an inability to resist the urge to check, and a release of pressure following the dubscheck, suggest that dubsomania could be an obsessive-compulsive spectrum disorder,[22] although this is disputed.[citation needed]

The disorder is frequently under-diagnosed and is regularly associated with other psychiatric disorders, particularly trolling and shitposting disorders, alcohol and SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY[citation needed] abuse. Patients with dubsomania are typically treated with therapies in other areas due to the comorbid grievances rather than issues directly related to dubsomania.[33]

Over the last 22 years, a shift from psychotherapeutic to psychopharmacological interventions for dubsomania has occurred. Pharmacological treatments using selective shitposting reaction inhibitors (SSRIs), mood stabilizers and dubsoid receptor antagonists, and other antidepressants along with cognitive behavioral therapy, have yielded positive results.[44]

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 7:23

I just received a package of "Exotic Octal Dubs"
Should i check inside?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 13:16

I'm not dubsholic. Sure I post a lot of "check em" messages, but I could stop any time I want.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 13:20

First described in 1811
Nice dubs in that year!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 13:44

>>9
I wish I cared about dubs back in 2011 so I could have made a big deal about it. I hope I'll still be posting "check em" in 2022!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 13:53

Are dubs below post count of 18 underage?
Is it legal to check them at all?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 14:02

>>2
I try and work some creativity into my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 15:30

>>11
oh wow you forgot to check em!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 15:34

>>13
Dubsophile detected. Those dubs are illegal to check.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:03

>>14
lolidubs in >>11 aren't depicting a real human bean.
Free speech, liberty and dubstice for all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:18

Admin-kike-kami, please ban the dubs posters and the other idiots who flood similar garbage. They're (or more likely, he's) taking up to five posts in a row to celebrate random and zany free association. It's not funny anymore, it's grating.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:29

>>16
Admin-kun-sama, please ban this humourless bastard. He's not funny anymore, he's grating.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:39

Take heed and bear witness to the truths that lie herein, for they are the last legacy of the Dubsocracy.
Dear Admin, I have the ultimate idea how to stop the dubs plague.
Simply skip any postnumbers with duplicate last digits such as 11, just like some buildings don't have floor #13.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:45

>>17
It's spelled `humor', retarded eurotrash. And if regurgitating the same shit ten thousand times is completely predictable ways is humor to you, the you might not even qualify as human. I'd direct you to /b/, but even there is is less retarded because there is actually an element of chance. Here, everyone sees >>9 and already knows that there's going to be a post saying to watch out for dubs, then actual dubs, then some sort of congratulations, then maybe more idiocy in >>13, and the thread is permanently worse. And it happens again in nine posts. This is stupid spam, nothing better. Much worse than HAX MY ANUS was at it's height. It's showing off how stupid you can act just for the fuck of it. All dubs posters need to be banned for it. I highly doubt that they make valuable contributions in other ways anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:52

>>11

11 dubs are the tastiest, freshest, most exciting dubs of all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 16:54

>>20
Yeah, >>22 will be great and all but it's nothing compared to >>11

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 17:00

HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 17:08

>>22
Exploit successful!
root@anus # whoami
root

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 17:13

Why do we bother letting non dubs posters like >>19-kun in here?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 17:41

check my 5*5

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 17:44

>>24
Such parasitic posters only harm the average dubs pf this great nation. Their true nature is to deceive and corrupt pure dubs.
There needs to be a Final Solution to purge this board of non-dubs posters. Concentration threads?
Also what about a non-aggression pact with RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 18:01

>>24
I disabrob of whad yu say, bud I wil defend to dhe deadh yur righd do say id
Libe Dubs and Burgers For All
God Blez Ameriga

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 18:04

>>25
Ingenious!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 22:28

I need more dubs in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 22:34

czech

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 22:49

And it happens again in nine posts.
That's the best part about dubs! There's always more to check.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 23:00

Dubsmon for most dubs March 2015.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-03 23:00

Name: dubsmon 2015-03-03 23:48

>>33
nice dubsmon

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 4:11

>>25
Major Dubseological discovery: In time of Dubsian crisis(no repeating post digits), dubs can be substituted with square numbers. They taste the same isn't it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 4:41

>>35
>>27
27=(3*3)*3=3*(3*3)=(3*3*3)
Cubic Dubs
Simultaneous
3-way Dubs
Evil Educators
Claim Dubs Are 1-way
They Should Be Gassed
Simultaneous 3-Way Cubic Dubs
Truth Can't be Denied

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 11:04

>>5
The first 10 steps are irrelevant.

The last one is: check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 11:29

Did you know that >>48 is dubs in bases 7, 11, 15, and 23, while >>60 is dubz in bases 9, 11, 14, 19, and 29? Now you do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 13:16

Esoteric Multibase Dubs
Knowledge Hidden by Evil Educators

Homoiconic DUBS-expression
FRACTAL DUBS FOUND IN NATURE
0.999...=1 Infinite dubs in every number
2=1.99...
3=2.99...9[99[9]9[9]9]....infinite dubs combinations
SMOKE DUBS EVERYDAY

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 21:26

>>38
What integer <1000 has the most dubs representations?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 21:47

Every number over 1 is dubs in unary.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 21:49

Every number n > 1 is dubs in base n - 1.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 23:10

Basking in the pre-dubs glory

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 23:15

duds

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-05 0:04

Eternal Erection shall be the name of my new grindcore/noise band.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-05 2:31

Ejaculate Everlasting

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-05 23:24

I am dying for another dub-dose.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-05 23:27

>>45
grindcore/noise

"Erectile Dysfunction" would be a more fitting name.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 10:58

>>40
(define (check'em n b) (= (mod n b) (mod (div n b) b)))
(define (dubsize dub)
(length (filter (lambda (b) (check'em dub b)) (iota dub 1))))
(define (biggest-dubs upto)
(define (dub-crawler n max bigdubs)
(cond ((= n upto) bigdubs)
((> (dubsize n) max) (dub-crawler (+ n 1) (dubsize n) (list n)))
((= (dubsize n) max) (dub-crawler (+ n 1) max (cons n bigdubs)))
(else (dub-crawler (+ n 1) max bigdubs))))
(dub-crawler 1 1 (list)))
(biggest-dubs 1000)
=> (900)
(dubsize 900)
=> 22

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 15:41

>>48
I once had a band with that name.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:14

>>49 That code is extremely inefficient
//mbrds.c multi-base repdigit search
#include "..\void.h" //https://gist.github.com/FrozenVoid/87e6ad6212ac9ce496e0
STDSTART

#define SHOWALL
//use maxbase to limit long bases
#define SYNTAX "mbrds: maxnumber [maxbase]"
// 2%10
#define repend(x,base) ((((x%base)==(x%(base*base))))&(x>base))
u8 mbase,mnumber,count=0,maxc=0,maxn=0;
if(argc<2)quit(SYNTAX);
mnumber=strto(argv[1],u8);
if(argc<3){mbase=mnumber;}else{
mbase=strto(argv[2],u8);}

u8 st=tsc();
for(u8 i=1;i<=mnumber;i++){count=0;
//unary base does not count as it always has repdigits(unordered)
for(u8 c=2;c<=mbase;c++){count+=(repend(i,c));}
if(count>maxc){maxc=count;maxn=i;}}
u8 en=tsc()-st;
/*
Time spent: 478245359228 cycles
Found max repdigit range 1<> 100000 at base 2<> 100000
Number: 57600 Bases: 23
2 3 4 5 6 8 10 11 12 15 16 20 22 24 27 30 35 40 48 60 80 120
240 */
p("Time spent:",en,"cycles",crlf,"Found max repdigit range 1<>",mnumber,"at base 2<>",mbase,crlf);
p("Number:",maxn,"Bases:",maxc,crlf);
#ifdef SHOWALL
p("(");
for(u8 c=2;c<=mbase;c++){
if(repend(maxn,c)){ p(c,",");}}
p(")");
#endif
STDEND

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:59

Fixed repdigit detection
//mbrds.c multi-base repdigit search
#include "..\void.h" //https://gist.github.com/FrozenVoid/87e6ad6212ac9ce496e0
STDSTART

#define SHOWALL
//use maxbase to limit long bases
#define SYNTAX "mbrds: maxnumber [maxbase]"
//22 base 10 -> 22 2
//fixed search ignoring low reps
#define repcheck(x,base) sm auto enddig=x%(base*base); enddig/base==enddig%base em
u8 mbase,mnumber,count=0,maxc=0,maxn=0;
if(argc<2)quit(SYNTAX);
mnumber=strto(argv[1],u8);
if(argc<3){mbase=mnumber;}else{
mbase=strto(argv[2],u8);}

u8 st=tsc();
for(u8 i=1;i<=mnumber;i++){count=0;
//unary base does not count as it always has repdigits(unordered)
for(u8 c=2;c<=mbase;c++){count+=(repcheck(i,c));}
if(count>maxc){maxc=count;maxn=i;}}
u8 en=tsc()-st;
/*
c:\code> progs\mbrds 100000
Time spent: 450249079816 cycles
Found max repdigit range 1<> 100000 at base 2<> 100000
Number: 88200 Bases: 73
( 2 , 3 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 10 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 21 , 30 , 35 , 42 , 44 , 70 , 103 , 1
05 , 208 , 210 , 299 , 314 , 349 , 359 , 391 , 419 , 440 , 449 , 489 , 503 , 524
, 587 , 599 , 629 , 699 , 734 , 839 , 881 , 899 , 979 , 1049 , 1175 , 1224 , 12
59 , 1399 , 1469 , 1574 , 1763 , 1799 , 1959 , 2099 , 2204 , 2449 , 2519 , 2939
, 3149 , 3527 , 3674 , 4199 , 4409 , 4899 , 5879 , 6299 , 7349 , 8819 , 9799 , 1
1024 , 12599 , 14699 , 17639 , 22049 , 29399 , 44099 , 88199 , ) */
p("Time spent:",en,"cycles",crlf,"Found max repdigit range 1<>",mnumber,"at base 2<>",mbase,crlf);
p("Number:",maxn,"Bases:",maxc,crlf);
#ifdef SHOWALL
p("(");
for(u8 c=2;c<=mbase;c++){
if(repend(maxn,c)){ p(c,",");}}
p(")");
#endif
STDEND

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:21

mbrds
typical C programmers in charge of clarity

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:27

>>53
ScalableMultiThreadedNaturalBaseRepDigitEnterpriseSearchSolutionAlgorithms.jar

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 18:14

check em

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-06 22:23

These dubs can't stop. I gotta check 'em all!

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-07 3:26

oh fuck! If we go to base one, there's so many dubs. So many fucking dubs. Fuck! *cums*

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-07 3:28

>>49
I think we found our first function to define in dubs theory.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-07 22:15

Hold me close, and hold me dear.
By my side be always near.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-07 22:36

>>49
define

You, sir, are a faggot.

(define-syntax def
(syntax-rules ()
((def a ...)
(define a ...))))

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-08 4:43

Unanswered Questions in Dubseology:
What if we, in the quest for new dubs, unintentionally post content to advance the thread closer to the dubs gathering zone?
What if the dubs lead us to virtually socialize by dubs-sharing(the social science of dubchecking)?
Does dubs equalize all posters by having the same content?
What kind of social cohesion drive dubs seekers towards the dubs interaction: the friendly competitive race to the dubs or exclusionary in-group dubs-control?
How memetics of dubs affects their status within the dubs-gathering community? Does dubs decrease in value with their acceptance or increase? Why the first dubs have special status?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 1:29

Bumping for historical interest.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 16:18

Yeah, well, checking dubs might seem relatively harmless. But you should know that it can lead to fibs getting and prime getting. And lets not forget Jackson 5 getting.

So I would advice to stop checking dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 16:47

>>62
Back to /g/, 66please99!

>>63
And all of those run the risk of banning. Everyone, please be sure to keep your retardation at manageable levels!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 18:06

retardation
I don't like this word.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 18:45

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Name: Anonymous 2015-05-30 18:52

>>66
=/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 2:52

>>65
I don't like this world.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 3:08

>>68
But you are in it, and I like this world just for that <3

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 14:29

>>63
risk of banning
No. They can't silence us. Freedom of speech guarantees us the permission to post gets and checks. If you don't like it then you might as well got to North Korea.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2015-05-31 17:34

>>66
FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-31 19:37

>>70
Methinks thou didst intend to refer to Thane >>64 and not Sir >>63

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 14:25

>>72
You are correct.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-02 4:40

" '-._ ___.....___
`.__ ,-' ,-.`-,
`''-------' ( = ) `._ HAVE YOU SMOKED
`-' \ YOUR MARIJUANA
\ TODAY?
. \
\---..,--'
................._ --...--,
`-.._ _.-'
`'-----''

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