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Name: Anonymous 2015-03-04 8:27

I think that Functional Programming is almost as much of a hoax as Artificial Intelligence. I have yet to see an interesting piece of code that comes from these FP people.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 10:33

>>40
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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 12:56

>>40
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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 14:37

>>40
Epic meme, /b/ro! Upboats to you fine /g/entleman ;) I love your memes XD

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 19:07

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 20:50

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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 0:57

>>39
You seem to lack the ability to think about concepts. You can only think of instances of the concept in the real world.

So because there might be an FP language that has to copy everything, that constitutes a valid argument against all of them, even the ones that don't.

While we're talking about things that don't exist, I'll just assert that in imperative languages, mutations are not done in place because it might be running on a VM built on top of Datomic. So imperative is just as slow and has a worse type system. Ta-daa.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 2:55

>>46
ta-daa
implying there were any tricks performed in this thread

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:24

>>47
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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:29

`>Implying that ironic shit posting about /g/tards isn't worse than /g/tards on /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:36

>>49
How is your post not ironic shitposting about /g/tards, retard?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:37

>>50
How is it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:50

thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPUmh9DkPfg

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:51

and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7BGitq9i_Y

Name: /jewtube/ 2015-08-16 4:31

/jewtube/

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 5:42

somehow world4ch wasn't this bad

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 5:44

>>55
What's world4ch?
Is that a subreddit?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 6:16

>>46
Do you have an example of a FP language that optimizes map into in place modification in the general case and isn't a fragile optimization that breaks from subtle changes in syntax?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 6:51

>>56
It's the 4chan subreddit.

Name: >>41 2015-08-18 22:38

I shouldn't have done it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 8:38

>>57
bakers linear lisp and Mezzo language

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-28 19:14

>>60
Mezzo looks nice, thanks for the pointer. Although the mixed naming conventions are a sign of shit

val splitAt
val rev_append

http://protz.github.io/mezzo/code_samples/list.mzi.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-29 19:56

>>61
looks nice

nice
That's a strange way to spell ``disgusting''.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-30 21:08

>>60-61
Does that have linear types or what?
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