ACM Programming Contests

The Special Olympics of retarded undergrad broappers. Overly contrived problems made for them to satisfy their tiny low IQ nigger©® brains with meaningless mental masturbation.

Topological sort and not being a fucking retard are all you need to ace any of these.

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You are just jealous because you never won a single programming contest. Your post is actually pretty sad, and I feel sad about you.

>>2
I won many at my local university, which is why I'm making this post. You don't even need to be smart, burning some pre-baked algorithms in your head and learning to recognize when to use each one. This is what I did and it got me very far, even though I haven't even read TAoCP.

sung to the tune of "Take The 'A' Train"

Smoke that good marijuana
So you can hang with all the cool cats
Don't care if you don't wanna
You gotta hang with all the cats!

JACKSON 5 GET

What's the point of having all these cameras if I can't even get an instant replay?

>>6
The UK government wants cameras on every street and in private every home not so they can prevent crimes, but so they can solve crimes after they've occurred.

>>7
What does that have to do with having a public API for the things?

>>8
Everything