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Smug Lisp Weenies

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 15:32

Consider this: A pack of Smug Lisp Weenies.
Smug Lisp Weenies nearing your Enterprise Code Factory.
Trampling your abstractions and design patterns.
Inserting cryptic macros in your code.
And you can't do shit since they're so incomprehensible.
The Weenie leader grabs your makefile and replaces it with 10 lines of lisp.
The primal Lisp Weenies finally dominate your company by rewriting everything in LISP.
They create barbaric memory-leaking macro-programs that laugh at Big O notation.
Your entire department is replaced by a bunch of weenies.
Such is the downfall of Blub.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 15:36

rewriting everything in LISP.

that's not what happens though.

lispers write something well and then redditors rewrite it in python.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 15:52

redditors do not rewrite anything in anything.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 15:56

>>3
wrong, reddit.com

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 16:50

>>3
What is /r/programming?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 16:57

>>5
How the fuck should I know?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 19:56

>>6
Use the magical spell "google"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 21:11

>>7
I don't want to.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 21:49

I love how lispers always mention reddit.
Not only is it the only thing ever written in Lisp, but it's the perfect place to house Lispers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 22:41

>>9
Hacker News is written in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-10 23:33

%%%CHECK >DUBS<%%%%

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 1:24

I was with you until
They create barbaric memory-leaking macro-programs that laugh at Big O notation.
Please replace it with something more suitable.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 4:03

>>12
They create elegant programs that efficiently use all cores and entire 64GB of ram?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 4:13

>>13
This.
This sounds far more appropriate.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 7:29

>>13
not buying 128GB of ram
ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 11:19

>>15
Whom are you quoting, illiterate?

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 12:06

>>16
Gerald Jay Sussman, inventor of iPod.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 12:55

One cannot build a beautiful computer system without 128GB of ram. LISP and Scheme use inelegant garbage collection which slows them down. Turning it off is a space-time tradeoff i'm willing to make.
--Gerald Jay Sussman, June 2014, moments before being banned from Four Chan Technology board.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 13:53

>>17,18
Gerald GAY Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 14:10

>>15
Epic /g/ memes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 15:46

>>13
RAM unused is RAM wasted

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 15:54

>>21
RAM unused is RAM wasted
— Firefox Lead Developer

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-11 21:31

>>21
You keep throwing that catchphrase, yet you don't seem to know what it really means,

Name: Anonymous 2015-03-12 5:48

>>1
fuck the graffiti crew

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