Smug Lisp Weenies

Consider this: A pack of Smug Lisp Weenies.
Smug Lisp Weenies nearing your Enterprise Code Factory.
Trampling your abstractions and design patterns.
Inserting cryptic macros in your code.
And you can't do shit since they're so incomprehensible.
The Weenie leader grabs your makefile and replaces it with 10 lines of lisp.
The primal Lisp Weenies finally dominate your company by rewriting everything in LISP.
They create barbaric memory-leaking macro-programs that laugh at Big O notation.
Your entire department is replaced by a bunch of weenies.
Such is the downfall of Blub.

rewriting everything in LISP.

that's not what happens though.

lispers write something well and then redditors rewrite it in python.

redditors do not rewrite anything in anything.

>>3
wrong, reddit.com

>>3
What is /r/programming?

>>5
How the fuck should I know?

>>6
Use the magical spell "google"?

>>7
I don't want to.

I love how lispers always mention reddit.
Not only is it the only thing ever written in Lisp, but it's the perfect place to house Lispers.

>>9
Hacker News is written in Lisp.

%%%CHECK >DUBS<%%%%

I was with you until

They create barbaric memory-leaking macro-programs that laugh at Big O notation.

Please replace it with something more suitable.

>>12
They create elegant programs that efficiently use all cores and entire 64GB of ram?

>>13
This.
This sounds far more appropriate.

>>13

not buying 128GB of ram

ISHYGDDT

>>15
Whom are you quoting, illiterate?

>>16
Gerald Jay Sussman, inventor of iPod.

One cannot build a beautiful computer system without 128GB of ram. LISP and Scheme use inelegant garbage collection which slows them down. Turning it off is a space-time tradeoff i'm willing to make.
--Gerald Jay Sussman, June 2014, moments before being banned from Four Chan Technology board.

>>17,18
Gerald GAY Sussman

>>15
Epic /g/ memes.

>>13
RAM unused is RAM wasted

>>21

RAM unused is RAM wasted

— Firefox Lead Developer

>>21
You keep throwing that catchphrase, yet you don't seem to know what it really means,

>>1
fuck the graffiti crew