Knuth announces release of TAoCP volume 5!

April fools! He's going to die way before it's ready, so don't get your hopes up, idiots!

It's March...

SUSSMAN announces release of SICP 3rd Edition!
31 March fools! He's going to die way before it's ready, so don't get your hopes up, idiots!

Remember >>1-baka: Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one, except February which has twenty-eight days clear, but twenty-nine every leap year.

>>4 has written a calendar program before.

Kernighan and Ritchie announce simultaneous release of The C Programming Language editions 3 (C99) and 4 (C11).

>>4

That rhyme is all well and good, but I can never actually remember which months it names: I wind up singing it as ``april, may, and november''.

>>1
You are a dumb nigger.