wrapping up

I'm tired of wasting my time running this site. Only thirty or so people come here, and you don't even talk about programming -- just mindless shitposting with epic memes like ``forced indentation'' or ``sepples'' thrown in.

The hosting is paid for until the end of the month, and after that you can move on to http://boards.4chan.org/g/ and keep on posting as you did here, or http://reddit.com/r/programming/ and http://news.ycombinator.com/ if you actually want to talk about programming.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Must've spent a lot of time coming up with this thigh-slapper, eh?

Fuck, not even /prog/ is safe from http://bbs.progrider.org/lounge/read/1427907390

See you tomorrow, I'm sick of these unfunny forced jokes.

good riddance, see you jerks never

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>>1
Filtered

>>1

http://boards.4chan.org/g/ http://reddit.com/r/programming/ http://news.ycombinator.com/

I think I just vomited in my mouth. You should put a trigger warning before mentioning those webshit sewers. As maymay riddled as this place can get, at least this place tries not to tolerate it and tries to focus on programming. Those cesspits you posted are full of the most tedious ENTERPRISE scum or trendoid webshit appers. How do those fucks live with themselves? How do they persist in activities that are so dry and empty? I'll tell you why. Those dipshits have NO SOUL. No empathy, no imagination, no nothing. Look into their dead eyes and you'll see the handiwork of a blind idiot god. The only thing you can do is pity them and leave them to their sewers.

Only programming brings peace. Peace through programming.

That's funny, OP.

Let's try again.

>>9
Alright, there we go. I guess it it April Fools' anyway.

For future reference, I pay for hosting in yearly installments.

>>10

Banned for impersonating an administrator.

Also check my doubles.

>>1
> So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Methinks that's a very clever and ingeniously witty allusion to the work of the late, great Raymond Carver, master American story-teller.

http://ai.neocities.org/mentifex_faq.html

I AM HASKAL PROGRAMMER

>>1
I believed you up for a moment, then I was thinking "Why did he suggest /g/ instead of /code/ or some other less popular channel...". HA! Aprils fools bitchens.

How horrifying

epin joke, but if you ever run out of money let me know..im a silicon valley millionaire ;)

I find it hard to believe that /prog/ gets over 100 posts a day.
I'd believe maybe 30.

>>1
Couldn't you at least post it at 2015-03-31 23:59?

God fucking damn it. I almost died. Fuck you.

>>11
Consider them checked.

>>12
Uh, no. I have no idea who that faggot is, but anyone who reads that line and knows anything about it at all should know that it's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxay by Douglass Adams.

>>12
Tell this Mentifex guy he's a dumb nigger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Long,_and_Thanks_for_All_the_Fish

test

Wrap it before you tap it.

I'm gonna rewrite this software in C++ and host it on my own server. Thanks for nothing admin-sama!

I'm gonna rewrite this software in Lambda Calculus and host it on my own server. Thanks for nothing admin-sama!

I'm gonna rewrite this software in System F and make it an AI emulating /prog/ posting users, to which i would feed the entire database of dis.4chan.org/progrider.org and i would talk with them, instead of allowing server connections.

I'm gonna rewrite this software in PHP and host it on my own server. Thanks for nothing admin-sama!

Actually I've almost rewritten it, I only need to finish the banning.