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How many Big Macs do you get for your Apping?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 21:00

I can buy 23,000 Big Macs as an ENTERPRISE BIG MAC APPING ARCHITECT.

http://stackoverflow.com/research/developer-survey-2015#work-compensation-geo

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-07 21:49

Hello I am Ukrainian, do you have any Uranium Big Mac here?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 8:24

But I thought Ukraine was broke? Please send us more big macs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 8:45

>>3 The Big Macs are made with local standards/ingredients.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 11:36

Why are Israeli Software Engineers paid so little? This is unfair.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 13:04

>>5
Its indeed unfair, jews are starting to leave Israel:
http://www.haaretz.com/weekend/week-s-end/why-are-israelis-moving-to-germany-1.384831

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 18:12

>>6
in a colorful, multinational city that has taken in immigrants from all over the world.
Disgusting. They turned Berlin into a shithole.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 19:38

My cousin owns a McDonald's location, so I can get free Big Macs any time I please.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-08 21:30

>>8
They may be free, but are they GNU/free?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 2:29

>>9
If the GPL were applied to hamburgers, there wpuld have to be semen in the meet or the farmer would have to masturbate the bull and mail you the semen so you could make your own hamburger exactly like it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 2:50

>>10
And free eggs!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 9:29

>>10
You would be emailed a genetic source code file to create a biological tissue that will be 3D printed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 13:16

Sorry, but as a Ramen-Profitable[1] hustler, I scorn ``Big Macs'', and only dine on the finest noodles, such as Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black Premium, Mama Yentafo Tom Yum, Nissin Yakisoba, and Indomie Mi Goreng.

[1]: http://www.paulgraham.com/ramenprofitable.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 14:33

>>13 Only poorfags and students eat this shit, even Macs are healthier.Junk carbs ->Diabetes

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 14:51

>>14
Eat this
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 15:06

>>14
Are you taking me for an entry-level ramen connoisseur? If all you have done all your life is to boil water (just kidding - you strike me as the sort of person who would microwave the water) and put the "pasta" in, they I would understand your misunderstanding. I will not endeavor to educate you, but I'll have the more enlightened readers know I'm no ramen chump. I supplement it infinite combinations of Pork, Beef, Chicken, Shrimp, Eggs, Green onions, Mushrooms, Bean sprouts, Carrot, Corn, Bok choi, Nuts, Peppers, Sesame seeds, and many other ingredients, depending on my mood and local availability. As I enjoy my next gourmet bowl, I shall spare a thought for programmers who only dine on Big Macs such as >>14.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 15:28

>>16 I've never eaten a Big Mac. I compared it to your carb loaded junk food. "Supplementing" it with a piece of semi-healthy food isn't going to magically make it healthy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 15:38

>>16 What i've eaten today:
Sauerkraut (homemade)
Mandarin oranges
Beets with Turnips, shredded with olive oil and salt
Pecan nuts
home-pickled cucumbers
Sesame paste with spices and apple vinegar
Apples
Bell peppers(yellow)

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 15:56

McDonald's should sue Apple.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 16:28

>>13
have you read the entire article, especially the end?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 16:29

>>13
have you read the entire article, especially the end?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 18:17

>>20,21
have you sucked my entire dick, especially the end?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 18:42

>>22 May i interrupt your ramen meal?
http://justhungry.com/instant-ramen-and-cup-noodles-are-very-very-bad-you
https://www.yahoo.com/health/why-ramen-noodles-could-cut-your-life-short-94747327572.html
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/nutrition/scary-news-instant-noodles
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/08/140812121642.htm
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/region/2014/08/23/Instant-ramen-long-term-health-concerns-study-finds/stories/201408220162
http://www.newschannel10.com/story/26512269/health-experts-say-eating-too-much-ramen-noodles-may-cause-long-term-health-risk
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/all-those-instant-noodles-you-eat-may-put-you-at-risk-for-heart-problems/2014/08/29/e1181a32-2a36-11e4-958c-268a320a60ce_story.html
http://www.livescience.com/47366-instant-noodles-heart-risk.html
http://www.care2.com/causes/did-you-know-instant-ramen-noodles-were-this-bad-for-you.html
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/ramen-risks-why-instant-noodles-are-bad-for-your-health-1.1965970
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2724000/Instant-noodles-increase-risk-heart-disease-stroke-diabetes-women-risk.html
http://suffolktimes.timesreview.com/2014/09/52021/health-column-the-risks-behind-those-ramen-noodles/
http://www.dallasnews.com/lifestyles/health-and-fitness/health/20140821-broke-college-kids-beware-baylor-study-links-instant-noodles-to-health-hazards.ece
http://www.livestrong.com/article/365497-why-is-eating-ramen-noodles-everyday-not-healthy/
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2014/09/03/eating-instant-noodles.aspx
http://dailyhealthpost.com/see-what-happens-inside-your-body-when-you-eat-ramen-noodles/
http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/ramen-noodles-lovers-beware/
http://todaysgreencleaning.com/5-reasons-why-you-should-not-eat-instant-noodles/
http://www.wcvb.com/health/Inside-stomach-Ramen-Noodle-digestion-goes-viral/13471402
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chinews-ramen-health-risks-the-dark-20140821-embeddedvideo.html
http://nextshark.com/study-reveals-health-risks-to-eating-instant-ramen/
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ramen-health-risks-the-dark-side-of-the-noodle/vp-BBhjn2
http://www.lohud.com/story/news/health/2014/08/21/instant-noodles-health-risks/14389191/
http://thelantern.com/2014/10/study-eating-ramen-noodles-regularly-can-lead-to-higher-risk-of-heart-disease-diabetes/
http://www.naturalnews.com/040074_malnourishment_Ramen_noodles_premature_aging.html

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 20:35

>>23
That why I only eat Big Macs!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 21:32

How many Big Macs can you eat before crapping?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 22:11

>>25
23,000

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 23:09

>>25

I crap instantly after I eat a Big Mac

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-09 23:48

Aww yeah, 20 McNuggets for $5 friendos. I'm eating mine with chocolate syrup and caramel!

http://i.imgur.com/QH2t7DU.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 3:16

>>28
I seriously hope that's actually bbq sauce.
Chocolate syrup and caramel on nuggets sounds horrible

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 6:03

>>24 Although Big Macs are horrible shit, you can live on them.
http://blog.fooducate.com/2013/05/29/whats-in-that-big-mac-much-more-than-you-think/
compare these
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske <- BigMacs
http://www.naturalnews.com/040074_malnourishment_Ramen_noodles_premature_aging.html <- Ramen

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 15:54

Big Macs are great, I ate one a couple months ago. I don't remember McDonald's tasting that great in my childhood. Sure beats Burger King by a landslide. I am biased though because cheeseburgers are by and large my favorite fast food.
Also, people who write columns on economics often use the price of Big Macs across countries to explain if a currency is undervalued or overvalued, which is funny I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 16:37

>>29
I seriously hope that's actually bbq sauce.
Let it be know, that it was not. Though, I can see how it looks like it. I should have used those instead.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-10 16:40

Checks ems

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-11 12:27

Using ``Big Macs'' to compare purchasing power is fallacious if you fail to adjust for local differences in nutritional values[1]. It is as preposterous as comparing Canadian and Australian currency because of their identical name.
What are those 23,000 Big Macs? 23,000 2014 North-American Big Macs? 23,000 2006 Turkish Big Macs?

References:
[1]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac#Nutritional_values_according_to_geographical_location

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-11 13:02

So Russia is actually a richer country than UK and Canada, and almost as rich as the USA? Hahahaha so much for your "developed countries" and "free market economy" bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-12 11:43

>>35
Using BigMacs to compare "richness" is http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?SovietShoeFactoryPrinciple

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-13 0:32

tiny white dicks
big mac cocks!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-14 23:59

>>35
No, it doesn't mean Russia is more wealthy, it just means they are able to afford more Big Macs, which may or may not translate to a better living standard, all depending on whether the price for Big Macs is comparable to the price of every other necessity, which might as well since Big Macs are often made with local ingredients.

>>36
People use Big Macs for these kind of informal comparisons since they are made and sold according to some sort of standard accross countries set by McDonald's and not by the country itself. They are not super duper accurate but it's good enough as an example of currency worth and standard of living for laymans I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-15 0:09

I buy Big Mac with Bitcoin.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-15 3:25

The reason they're so cheap in the Ukraine is because it was a part of the United State's campaign of cultural subversion in that country. The USG likely spent hundreds of millions of USD subsidizing the expansion of McDonalds restaurants, part of a $5 billion dollar plan to spread the tentacles of Western culture in that region prior to their coup d'état and takeover of the country.

Here's a Jew from the Obama administration admitting it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fYcHLouXY

They've also been doing it in Russia since the fall of communism, but the Russians wised up in recent years and have been trying to reverse it. Also, in South Africa prior to and after the fall of the arpathied state, in order to undermine the NP and Whites living there.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 8:01

All you need in a diet is Enterprise JavaBeans.
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