/prog/ feels

That feel when you're better than literally every programmer you've ever met

That feel when you shitpost on an anime imageboard^W^W^H^H textboard instead of actually programming.

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Illiterate niggers.

I read it as feet(s)
Post your fat hairy cute little hairless feet.

>>1 Obviously, programmers who want to "meet people" and programmers who are "better than you" are non-intersecting Venn circles.

>>6
Yes. Welcome to the Third Realm >>1-kun.

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That feel when you put a CDR in your anus but it gets stuck

That feel when you check my doubles.

>>11
I felt nothing but boredom.

>>10

That feel when you put your penis in the hole in a CD-R but it gets stuck.

>>10

That feel when you put your penis in the hole in a CD-R but it gets stuck.

TFW you need to explain to your manager what programming language you're using.
TFW you need to explain to your technical lead how cookies work
TFW you're stagnating in your career because of the mediocrity in your workplace

>>15
Nobody here said that.

>>15
Learn how to greentext, pleb

>>17
">Learn how to greentext, pleb"
done

>>17
Don't get baited by this /g/ shill.

That feel when you've spent three days doing Forth and 6502 assembley, and not C as usual

>>20
Why would you write in Forth? Not like anyone would pay you.

>>21 for its countercultural merit.

>>22
Writing in primitive caveman languages without real functions just for "counter-cultural merit"? You're quite the rebel, bud. Mom's gonna yell at you for skipping on your homework for three days, though. Did you even go to school or was is counter-culture all day until your parents come home?

That feel when this board is dead.

I tried to get into forth

I hate to say this but it seems a bit rubbish

I really want to like it, but isn't it kind of useless these days?

>>25
Better learn Postscript, even that is more useful.

I used a hacked bootloader written in Forth to boot OS9 on an Apple machine that wasn't meant to run it. Some Forth wizard wrote it for Apple service techs to use in the period of time when many machines they sold could run both--but this machine had an artificially imposed restriction preventing consumers from running OS9 normally. All of the original Apple PPC boot ROMs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Firmware) were written in Forth, you can even drop into a Forth ``shell'' at boot instead of loading the OS.

I could have just bought another older machine that was ``supposed'' to boot OS9 but I had to prove this smarmy ``Genius'' in an Apple products IRC channel wrong when he told me it was impossible to do.

I only use it to play games. The whole system locks up quite often though it's worth the $50 I paid for it to play old games written in the 68k days. Also, After Dark. OSX got it all wrong.

Thanks for reading my blog post.

>>27
Cool, may I know for what model?

>>27
EFI/UEFI is an absolute sham.

Why is it always the worst technologies that become popular?

that anus feel when you scratch your anus so much it gets raw

>>29
Why is it always the popular technologies that become the worst?

More seriously, though - EFI is terrible because it was created by a pure hardware company and a pure software company "cooperating" in a working group setting. The inevitable result of this is a huge leaking abstraction that accomplishes few of either party's original goals and that neither really understands. EFI persists today because there is really no alternative any more (the PC ecosystem cannot go back to the old real mode BIOS for many reasons - all the tools for it are unmaintained, and even if they weren't the code needed to initialize many modern expansion devices just will not fit).

Open Firmware, by contrast, was largely the work of a single integrator that had people from both disciplines under one roof.

>>25
It is a terrible language. Then you get over the hump, and it all becomes clear. Also it is incredibly efficient to execute on a 6502.

Anyway, whatever difference in opinion we may have with regard to professional spare-time amusements, at least I'm not so hurt in the buttocks as to post a comment such as >>23. It's my opinion that had he sought a career in prostitution, he'd avoid masturbating.

>>29
are you serious? this is why:
http://www.xda-developers.com/microsoft-confirms-lockdown-of-arm-devices-running-windows-8/

>>33
Secure boot is only a very small, optional part of what EFI does¹. The would be kings of the ARM server marketable are clamoring for EFI and ACPI on ARM, and their reasons have nothing to do with secure boot or Windows.
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¹ Of course, the specs are so damned huge they make everything look small, but then I digress.

>>28
this is for a 15 in. ``lampshade'' imac. The ones with the dome base and the LCD screen mounted on the arm. First revision could run os9, second revision and onward OSX only. I don't want to look up the real model number because i'm lazy.