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Software Engineering Fundamentals

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 18:52

Each line of code is an opportunity for a bug to occur: Keep programs as short as possible.

Bugs will only be fixed if the code paths they lie in are executed: Have tests and testers.

No one language is best at everything: Use appropriate tools for each job.

To maintain simplicity you need to build on top of previous work: Divide code into logical modules/libraries that can ge reused.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 18:56

EXTREME PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 19:16

>>2
gay bad post

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 20:42

Clarity
Correctness
Generality

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 21:02

No one language is best at everything: Use appropriate tools for each job.
C is pretty good at everything.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 21:21

machine code must be the best at everything, because all other languages compile down to it

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 21:47

I program with a gamma radiation source and a punch strip, sorta like those old player pianos.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 22:49

>>5
>>6
>>7
dismissed due to retard

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 23:34

>>8
dismissed due to unoptimised quotes

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 0:37

>>8
Please optimise your quotes like so
>>5-7

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 1:12

Optimise my doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 2:15

>>9
>>10
stop with the lame attempt at a 'meme'

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 2:21

>>12
Look, I optimised your quotes for you!
>>9,10
Thank me!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 2:55

Is calling things that aren't memes "memes" a meme?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 3:20

>>14
This may surprise you, but I invented the calling things that aren't memes ``memes'' meme.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 3:35

>>13
>>14
>>15
garbage shitposts, stop posting

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 3:44

>>16
Look, I optimised your quotes for you!
>>13-15
No need to thank me!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 6:30

You keep talking about garbage and bad posts, but did you even see this one >>1

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 6:58

Each line of code is an opportunity for a bug to occur: Keep programs as short as possible.
This is inconsistent, the right would be
"Each line of code is an opportunity for a bug to occur: Keep the lines in your code at the minimum."
But in most languages you could have whole programs in only one line.
Or
"Each character in your code is an opportunity for a bug to occur: Keep programs as short as possible."
But this includes new spaces, comments and lines.

No one language is best at everything: Use appropriate tools for each job.
I would appreciate a example. I can't see why anyone would use anything other than C and their favorite lisp dialect for any reason (except lazyness).

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 8:16

I don't know about you, but I'd prefer a ten line perl program to a single liner that does the same thing any day.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 13:52

>>19
except lazyness
YOU MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 13:56

>>19
what the fuck are you on about you aspergers

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 19:35

>>1
Bugs will only be fixed if the code paths they lie in are executed: Have tests and testers.
But tests and testers can never prove the absence of bugs, only their presence.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 20:23

Each line of code is an opportunity for static verification: Program in Ada or Ada SPARK

Bugs will only be fixed if the static analysis tools catch them: Use Ada or Ada SPARK

No Ada dialect is best at everything: Use Ada or Ada SPARK

To maintain simplicity you need to build on top of previous work: Use Ada or Ada SPARK

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 20:33

>>24
really funny post

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 5:18

>>25
It actually true:nothing has the same security as ada spark, its just extremely verbose and you have to detail the interaction of the functions with the global state. perfect for writing fundamental blocks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 5:50

>>26
what's with all this shilling of ADA on here lately?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 10:27

>>27
If there's any language that deserves shilling and blogvertizing, it's Ada. Extremely underrated.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 10:29

ЯЗЫК АДА

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 10:39

Last night I hired a prostitute just to wipe my ass.
Felt good, man

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 11:08

>>28
We need FrozenVoid to port void.h to Ada, rewrite Mentifex AI in Ada and TempleOS in HolyAda.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 11:10

Also Symta could be implemented in Ada.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 11:16

>>30
Hire my anus.
Then wipe it.

Name: sage 2015-04-23 14:27

>>31
sage

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 15:20

>>34
I certainly thought so.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 15:30

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Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 0:09

>>36
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 2:52

I like these posts. >>1,24 They make me feel all fun and tingly.
Don't change these.
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