Goto Considered Harmful

In 1978, Berkeley scientists did a study on the effects of GoTo on rats. Twenty rats in a control group were fed a normal diet, while twenty other rats were forced to program in Apple BASIC. Their health was to be monitored for a month, but after two weeks all of the rats in the programming group had melted into a dense goo that tasted a little like quiche.

But some rats learned to execute GOTO END_OF_MAZE, and finished in record time, while the nested block rats took too long to climb into and out of nested boxes to get to the end.

I am coding an AI Perlmind at

http://ai.neocities.org/perlmind.txt

and some of my Perl books mention that "goto" exists in Perl.

>>2
I have used goto in Perl.

>>3
I used it myself earlier this very day.

>>1
Agghh...
Ahhhhh.
Ah!
AH!
AH!
AAHAAHGGG!
MOTHEEEERRRR!!!
FUCKERAAAAAGHHHH!

>>1
Dank man, that's just dank as fug.

>>2
Yes, but is your AI air-gapped?

>>7
Air-gap my anus

>>7
He'd be better off using a silicone dielectric.

I replaced a whole lot of if (error) goto error; if (some_other_error) goto error; with nested ifS today.

>>10
Sounds like you need a monad.

monads are literally just goto

>>12
This one's right.
All monads are just the continuation monad. And continuation monad is a glorified GOTO.

>>13
that's so wrong I'm disappointed >>12 was trolling

>>14
Learn to spell before posting any more words, please.