``emoji'' aka FUCK UNICODE

How do we kill unicode?

I'm fucking done with it since:

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>>157

is obviously and ignorant retard
and ignorant retard

Ah, the irony.

>>160
And is a Jew, though trying hard to conceal it:
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-entertainment-news-monopoly-murdoch-jew-part4.html

a Times correspondent actually resigned because he was not allowed to report properly what was going on in Israel, or even to use accurate words to describe facts which were undisputed. He stated: "Murdoch's executives were so scared of irritating him that, when I pulled off a little scoop by tracking, interviewing and photographing the unit in the Israeli army which killed Mohammed al-Durrah, the 12-year-old boy whose death was captured on film and became the iconic image of the conflict, I was asked to file the piece 'without mentioning the dead kid'. After that conversation, I was left wordless, so I quit."

Enjoy your pro-Israel fascism and propaganda in the "free" media.

>>161
Nice catch, I'm going to hire you as my personal editor, you are as sharp as an eagle, nothing escapes your eye, you superstar you.

>>162
Literally who cares. For such a referenced source on fringe outlets, that Richard H. Curtiss article he supposedly wrote sure is missing from, well, everywhere. And who in the right-wing doesn't support Netanyahu?
I'll let you bash Netanyahu all you want tho.

>>164

Literally who cares

Nice try, Jew.

Just kidding, you didn't fool anyone.

>>163
Cool. Did I mention how notoriously pro-Israel the right-wing is? Yeah.

>>165
Ok.

>>166
Of course the Israely right-wing is pro-Israel. Or did you mean that American right-wing is pro-Israel, too? In that case, well, what can I say - Jewmericans are the most retarded nation in the world.

>>168

Or did you mean that American right-wing is pro-Israel, too?

That's what I mean. The entirety of the American right-wing is pro-Israel, I'm not even going to contest that. Fox News is no Guardian, and I don't even particularly like Murdoch.
Calling Murdoch a secret jew is fringe as fuck, though.

>>169
Look into the adjacent thread, you'll see an Israely Jew name "Mordechai". Notice any similarity between "Murdoch" and "Mordechai"? Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordecai

But far simpler would be to make the simple conclusion that a person visiting the Museum of Jewish Heritage (proof: http://masterplanneronline.com/newyork/organization/Museum_of_Jewish_Heritage_-_A_Living_Memorial_to_the_Holocaust_51924 ) and saying

I have always believed in the future of Israel and the goals of the international Jewish community

is probably a Jew. Not to mention his widely known dislike of Muslims.

But I guess that making simple and obvious conclusions, and calling something that quacks and flies like a duck a "duck" is what you consider "fringe" nowadays.

>>170

Notice any similarity between "Murdoch" and "Mordechai"?

Come the fuck on, you putrid imbecile. Did you forget where the fuck does Christianity, you know, the culturally dominant religion, even comes from? Yes, stupid, plenty of people have hebrew derivated names. Does that mean everyone named Sarah is a fucking jew because her name appeared on the old testament in hebrew? Fuck no. Get your head checked before jumping to retarded conclusions.

I have always believed in the future of Israel and the goals of the international Jewish community

So what? Go find anyone who is a congressman from the conservative party and they are probably going to say the exact same fucking thing. For someone who is pretty into this jewish shit, you are pretty behind on Israel-US commercial relationships. Maybe because you're a fucking retard.

But I guess that making simple and obvious conclusions

Try leaps of logic from a deranged psycopath, you mental patient. Unless your post comes accompanied by a comprehensive genealogical tree not made by a quack with brain issues, then don't fucking reply to me anymore. I don't deal with mentally deranged people.

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https://i.imgur.com/pUD5uAa.png
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>>172
Kill yourself, ``please''

>>172
Does not work in chromium.

https://tedclancy.wordpress.com/2015/06/03/which-unicode-character-should-represent-the-english-apostrophe-and-why-the-unicode-committee-is-very-wrong/

How many times have you seen things like ‘Tis the Season or Up and at ‘em with the apostrophe curled the wrong way, because someone’s word processor mistook the apostrophe for an opening single quotation mark?

>>171
But not surnames, you stupid fuck.

The Society for Humanistic Judaism defines a Jew as "someone who identifies with the history, culture and fate of the Jewish people." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew%3F

Thus, all your congressmen from the conservative party are Jews, too. No need to study any genealogical trees.

So fuck off and don't reply to my posts, idiot.

>>176
So by this definition Jesus is not Jewish?

>>176

But not surnames, you stupid fuck.

Surnames too, you piece of fucking shit.

The Society for Humanistic Judaism defines a Jew as "someone who identifies with the history, culture and fate of the Jewish people

So not Murdoch, since he identifies as a christian. Make up your stupid fucking mind, is it because of his name, is it because he identifies as a jew, is it because his great great great great grandmother might have been a jew, can you at the very fucking least be consistent with your own wacko stupidity, or is your mind this lost and off-the-rails?

Thus, all your congressmen from the conservative party are Jews, too.

How is supporting Israel identifying as a jew? If I don't support Israel, am I a muslim? How does this work, can you explain your retarded line of thinking for me to laugh at?

>>178
He's a Jew or a Jew supporter, whatever, fuck off.

>>179
Is he a Jew or not?

>>180
Yes.

http://emojipedia.org/yellow-heart/

https://web.archive.org/web/20150217115051/http://www.tuaw.com/2014/04/30/you-may-be-accidentally-sending-friends-a-hairy-heart-emoji/

I saw this on 8ch

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cant beleieve this shit is real

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>>183
クソカキコ

Unicode is the epitome of bloat.

When exactly do all the possible languages and symbols and whatever the fuck else counts as "human communication" appear together in one document, except for Unicode test pages? It makes absolutely no sense to design systems that are basically optimised for this extreme edge-case.

OPs post shows up as all squares to me, I'm not affected.

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2015/06/emoji-passwords-are-coming-and-theyre-harder-to-hack-and-easier-to-remember/

emoji passwords^TM are coming!

Do emoji tripcodes work?

>>185
The underlying problem is that information is provided without any means to interpret and display it. That's why unicode and other standards are published, trying to sort out the mess.
We wouldn't have this problem if the information came with references to code that could make use of it.
Small details in some version of the unicode standard doesn't matter too much with that point of view, since the entire approach is bad.

>>188
Just give each encoding a unique number. Add to every encoding a special character that will act as an encoding sigil (turning the 4 following bytes into an encoding number). When serializing any text, preface it with the number of the encoding that is used at the start of it. Then deserealizing code can just choose the correct encoding and also apply relevant encodings to chunks of Chinese in the midst of Latin, etc.

Unicode doesn't even need to exist.

\c0x0204FFC1 These chars will be interpreted as 8-bit ASCII
\c 0x0402CDC1 these symbols will be interpreted as some 16-bit
Chinese encoding \c0x04B2BD41 these symbols will be interpreted
as an 8-bit Cyrillic encoding.

The only thing that's needed is to have a special \c reserved character in every encoding. That's it, no Unicode, no varying-width codepoints, no bullshit and bloat.

>>190
ASCII is 7 bit.

>>191
Not Extended ASCII (XASCII) it isn't.

Sure is a good thing we saved all that space by unifying CJK so that software needs to know the context of the character to know which glyph to display! Now we can fill it with emoticons!

The secret life of "variation selectors":

http://babelstone.blogspot.co.uk/2007/06/secret-life-of-variation-selectors.html

http://i.imgur.com/u6lbdsz.png

'mañana' == 'mañana'

false

https://mathiasbynens.be/notes/javascript-unicode

>>192
XASCII is not a standardized code for information interchange, American or otherwise.

>>197
LOL.

dubs get

>>199
dubs get