``emoji'' aka FUCK UNICODE

How do we kill unicode?

I'm fucking done with it since:

😄😃😀😊☺😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣
😢😂😭😪😥😰😅😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖😆😋😷😎😴
😵😲😟😦😧😈👿😮😬😐😕😯😶😇😏😑👲👳👮👷💂
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👍👎👌👊✊✌👋✋🖖👐👆👇👉👈🙌🙏☝👏💪🚶🏃💃
👫👪👬👭💏💑👯🙆🙅💁🙋💆💇💅👰🙎🙍🙇🎩👑👒
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💛💙💜💚❤💔💗💓💕💖💞💘💌💋💍💎👤👥💬👣💭

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💐🌸🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🍄🌵🌴🌲🌳🌰🌱🌼🌐
🌞🌝🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌜🌛🌙🌍🌎🌏🌋🌌🌠⭐
☀⛅☁⚡☔❄⛄🌀🌁🌈🌊

🎍💝🎎🎒🎓🎏🎆🎇🎐🎑🎃👻🎅🎄🎁🎋🎉🎊🎈🎌🔮
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>>399
Yes, but they're their computers were Old

Half an hour is like, two whole computer years!

Alternate Response: (mild curses at dry humour)

Vectors as in ASCII or as in SVG?

>>401
Vector drawing came about from the ideal way to render fonts, and even computers of the time were fast enough to do it.

404 GET NOT FOUND

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

It's just a fcking X and I stuck together... why is this a letter?

>>404
nice GET

Ⅺ
XI

>>405
It's a letter because that combination of those two letters is more meaningful than either of them in isolation. By that same logic, soon in Unicode you will find codepoints for other common letter combinations, probably beginning with the most commonly used ones in English, such as ``the'' or ``as''. Soon after that, we'll be curious as to why only those few words are privileged enough to have their own Unicode codepoints, and the rest of the dictionary will soon follow. It won't take long after that for someone to repeat the process, and start putting combinations of words into the standard as codepoints. After we've put every single possible combination of words into the Unicode standard at this point, some people will start to wonder - do we really need all of those codepoints? I mean surely some sentences are never going to be used. After they begin pruning the standard of things never likely to be said, it's just a small jump to the last conclusion we will come to as a species - if we accept that some uses of language have more value than others, why do we tolerate the least valuable usage of all? The sentences that are hateful or oppressive are excised from the standard, and the ability to even digitally represent those thoughts in a univerally understood way is removed. Of course, such an act is certain to be of uncertain acceptance by others. It's for the greater good though, isn't it? The ability to express disagreement about the ability to express hatred is then also taken away, along with the ability to disagree about that, and so forth and so on. Eventually, a fixed point was reached, but by that point it was far too late. The standard had only one codepoint in it by then: U+1F4A9 PILE OF POO.

>>407
It's exactly as meaningful as having the arabic number "11" as a single codepoint.

>>408
⒒

>>409
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

``emoji" aka CHECK DUBS

>>407
OH MY GOD

HAHAHHA

THis is the best post of 2016

>>409
oh my god WHY

>>409
Ok girls, I'm looking at http://unicode-table.com/en/blocks/enclosed-alphanumerics/ and what is this. It starts reasonably enough, circled numbers 1-20, parenthesized numbers, letters, more letters, and then at U+24EA it suddenly turns into a complete shitshow. Like, someone is, like, fuck, we forgot a circled number zero, let's put it here, not with other circled numbers. And then someone else is, I need numbers in black circles... from 11 to 20. Fuck 1, fuck 2, and fuck 5 specifically. Then yet another person is, like, btw guys I'll put my fancy-double-circled numbers 1-10 here? I see we are running out of space so I'll make do without 11-20. And then suddenly the black circle guy is back with GUISE I NEED BLACK CIRCLED ZERO AFTER ALL.

Like, fuck, how do you even design this shit? Couldn't they figure that they need numbers from 0 to 20, then put all necessary varieties contiguously? I just can't imagine how it could happen evolutionary, like, is there a special committee dedicated to unicode circled numbers and people come there and ask for some shit, for real?

>>414
http://unicode.org/pending/proposals.html
http://www.unicode.org/alloc/Pipeline.html

Unicode doesn't have an alternative or competitors: So its the future. /thread

>>414
my sides went into orbit

>>414

Lol, that's actually quite funny.

And also sad.

https://imgur.com/ujfDCor
god help us

>>417
epic sides meme /g/ro

>>420
wasted get

Roasting the epic thread haha haha guys epic lolz were had !!!!!

>>420-gro
blaze it, faggot

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiNHkFpUgAAPBJ2.jpg

Here's to 25 more years, everyone！！

Celebrating Uncode!

😂😂😂👌 smh tbh fam

>>1
write a unicode rogue like.

>>427
would play but only if it does not include those fucking emojis

>>428
But you could kill those fucking emoticons.
I'd want to. 😎

>>429

that's an actually good point, didn't think about that

👌👽💦👀

import unicodedata
unicodedata.lookup('SILHOUETTE OF JAPAN')

'🗾'

import anus

anus.hax()

>>433
import dubs

dubs.nice()

I can't believe nobody said the following until now.
VALID PERL CODE!

You guys have inspired me to write a script that prints every possible emoji character. (Below isn't it's output, just every official unicode block.

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🃏🎴🀄🎲🎯🏈🏀⚽⚾🎾🎱🏉🎳⛳🚵🚴🏁🏇🏆🎿🏂
🏊🏄🎣☕🍵🍶🍼🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷🍴🍕🍔🍟🍗🍖🍝🍛🍤
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>>436

it's

its

The Story of Unicode

A: we need more than 16 bits so that we can truly be universal, and include Chinese.

B: uh, but the Chinese already have 16-bit fixed width encodings that work well for them, that are both simpler and more compact than your Chinese proposals.

A: Racist!

B: OK, fine, whatever.

A: adds upside-down text, Jewish plusses, ellipses, smileys, original pictographs of animals, left-wing political iconography, cancer, and more!

B: ... Well at least I can sort of pretend that this swastika is the Nazi one.

Lisp is 💩

>>438
Most (all?) of the upside down text is used in the IPA, so it's legitimate.