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Letters To A Young Programmer I and II

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 4:01

It was inevitable that you would come here. The Internet is vast, this is a small corner of it, but the whole is connected. Facebook? Twitter? Chasing down strange links after midnight? A word from a fellow at a party who had a penchant for saying "Have you read your SICP?," after a drink too many? It doesn’t matter.

You remind me of myself because: I used to be you. Computer programmer just out of college. Hard working, intelligent. Middle-class American.

So this series of letters is to you. Anyone is welcome to read them. But they are for you.

This blog, and this series, is not about technology. It is about politics, which is to say it is about people. We are geeks because we’d rather deal with a computer than people. But people are important. If I did give technical advice, it would be: People are important! Organization is important. So are decisions. The ability to write clearly.

You might ask, is this a tradition? The hoary-headed engineer passes wisdom onto the neophyte? No. One reason is that the accretion of skill in our profession is not linear; if you’re a budding superstar, you’ll bud by the age of 27 or so. And of course technology changes so much. If a grizzled veteran had taken me aside in 1997 and said “I always tried to have some paperwork to do when the mainframes were taken down for preventative maintenance”: I’d appreciate the sentiment but would be able to do little with the information.

But politics is people, you say. Surely people are unchanging, you say.

It’s interesting that when we use the word politics to refer to a specific environment, it’s easy to apply the proper qualifier. “Office politics”. “Corporate politics.” The politics of your organization you will always have with you. No advice to offer on that. I’m speaking of the generic “politics”, which I shall refer to as “power politics.”

My next letter will give you advice on how to cope with the manifestation of power politics at your workplace. I believe my advice to be sound. But I admit: it does not derive from long experience. When I was in your situation, two decades past, power politics were not welcome in the office. It probably seems odd to you, but there were many situations in which your opinion on Donkey-versus-Elephant, gay rights, the inheritance tax — all were considered out of bounds and likely to lead to pointless trouble.

I shall close with a provocative statement. In Isaac Asimov’s wonderful Foundation Trilogy, Hari Seldon says during his first prerecorded posthumous speech:

Somewhere in the fifty years just past is where the historians of the future will place an arbitrary line and say: “This marks the fall of the Galactic Empire.” And they will be right, though scarcely any will recognize that fall for additional centuries.

Somewhere in the ten years just past, or the next ten years, is where historians will place an arbitrary line and say: “This marks the end of freedom in the United States of America.”

https://wasenlightened.wordpress.com/2015/04/20/letters-to-a-young-programmer-1/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 4:02

In youth, I perceived many traditions, policies, mores, taboos of the past as quaint. Maybe necessary when people were more primitive. Now we are wiser, and don’t need them.

Neoreaction: Replacing the inner voice that says “we are wiser and don’t need them” with another which says “we are no wiser, and still need them.” My previous letter stated that it was once the case that discussing politics in the workplace was unwelcome. If asked in 1990 why this was true, I’d have said “People would get into pointless fights.” (Pointless primitives!) In the present I know the answer:

“Because one side will win.”

And one side has won. Let’s be very clear about this. At my place of employment, things have gotten to the point where someone who objected to affirmative action, in the mildest and most polite manner, was viciously abused and reported to both Human Resources and his manager. We have now reached the point where a Social Justice Warrior said, in perfect seriousness,

“Some people do not understand when to keep their beliefs to themselves.”

How did this happen?

Belief systems, political and otherwise, can be thought of as pathogens which seek to spread in prospective hosts — human societies and institutions.

Corporate America has a grave defect which makes it an ideal host for progressivism: The white collar social contract. It’s assumed that you will treat your fellow employees with respect. Disagreement must be expressed in a respectful manner that assumes good faith.

But there are many ideas that are best met with mockery and dismissal. The white collar social contract allows progressives to sneak awful ideas and awful behavior into the workplace. So if Nancibald says that the Super Bowl is an attack on the transgendered, and you retort “are you on crack?”, expect someone in a position of authority to tell you to knock it off. And to call Nancibald “xe”.

Will your Human Resources department help to sort things out? Human Resources is part of the problem. HR possesses neither the ability nor the desire to make rulings on ideological disputes. (Any such resolutions would tend to be in the progressive’s favor anyway. Contrast the likely amount of progressive indoctrination that a soft science or liberal art major received in college, to that of an engineer.)

Political tendencies aside, Human Resources will be biased in favor of the employee who brought the complaint — because in doing so, that employee implicitly recognized the importance and worth of Human Resources.

You took neutrality and courtesy seriously. Progressives proselytized their ideology at every opportunity without shame. They won, you lost. Was it fair? No. But so what? Is it fair when you catch a cold? Do you rage at your rhinoviri as you toot your nose?

Also, Santa Claus is not real. Do you need a hug?

You want to be healthy, in body or organizational culture — develop a good immune system. To be sure, “political discussions should be conducted fairly and dispassionately” is a possible component of an corporate immune system. Just not a very good one. Have you ever met a progressive who was not wholly convinced of his or her own decency and fairness?

Enough pathology. On to diagnosis. My advice for dealing with social justice warriors at your job: Don’t.

Progressives have power. You lack power. To engage progressives in debate is to assume equality with them. They won’t like it, and will step on your face. (Which was the whole point of obtaining power.)

Disagreeing with progressives fulfills their need to defend their religious beliefs with zeal — and fulfills their fantasy of being the underdog, of bravely fighting for truth and justice.

Do not imagine that liberal reverence for “free speech” will keep you safe. This is like someone with ebola saying “I won’t die, the virus wouldn’t want to kill its host.” Free speech allowed progressivism to infect corporations. Now progressivism can mutate further. The strain that would put free speech above all else just isn’t as virulent as Social Justice. (Again, you can rage at the hypocrisy of it all — and it is monstrously, absurdly hypocritical — but what’s the point?)

And please, please do not become some pathetic creature, like a “men’s rights activist”, who thinks it’s clever to turn the tables on progressives by using their own rhetoric and institutions. Progressivism is conspiratorial, but it’s not a conspiracy whose purpose is to benefit one person. If you make one social justice bully apologize because he committed, say, “ageism” against your middle aged self — you’ve enrolled, unwittingly, as a foot soldier in the progressive movement. The battle you won was meaningless, the person you defeated cannon fodder.

https://wasenlightened.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/letters-to-a-young-programmer-2/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 12:14

>>2
I don't like how you're using the word "progressive" to refer to the ideology of degeneracy. You're playing their game here. We should name things for what they are, not for the doublespeak they force on us. Hence:

Corporate America has a grave defect which makes it an ideal host for degenerativism: The white collar social contract. It’s assumed that you will treat your fellow employees with respect. Disagreement must be expressed in a respectful manner that assumes good faith.

The white collar social contract allows degeneratives to sneak awful ideas and awful behavior into the workplace

(Any such resolutions would tend to be in the degenerative’s favor anyway. Contrast the likely amount of degenerative indoctrination that a soft science or liberal art major received in college, to that of an engineer.)

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 12:27

LOL'd at Americans and their cuck-sheds.

This is what you get for giving in to the tolerast feminist liberal bullshit. Man up and stand up against those degenerative bitches, or watch your civilization's decline.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 12:32

Who the fuck cares about "SJWs" anymore

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 12:46

>>5
The people who get fired or aren't employed because of them, perhaps?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 12:57

It's the Tumblr boogeyman! Ooga booga.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 13:05

>>5,7
Xir tumblr heritage is showing

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 13:09

>>8
I want /pol/ to leave.

Name: /lounge/ 2015-05-04 13:11

This thread is biology-centered and needs to go to the /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 13:50

>>5
I don't even know, it must be a US thing.
>>6
Can you explain how this happens?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 14:59

>>9
Everyone who doesn't wtach it fully,like and favorite this is fascist homophobic cis-scum /pol/ nazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi1gortW-Zs

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:10

>>12
What's "cis"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:11

>>13
A term for heterosexuals by transsexuals, second video is about it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:15

>>14
There is already a term for heterosexual, it's "natural" or "straight". No need for a confusing and contrived term like "cis". Cis in relation to what plane?

Cis/trans isomerism (geometric isomerism, configurational isomerism) is a term used in organic chemistry to refer to the stereoisomerism engendered in the relative orientation of functional groups within a molecule.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis%E2%80%93trans_isomerism

second video
Your videos are about ogres or some beasts, I'm not going to watch this degeneracy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:28

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:37

>>1,2
What a waste of time.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 15:58

Hey guys, let"s make up a bunch of new words, then we can pretend to be outraged when people don't know what they mean!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:00

>>18
Best description of Haskell ever

Name: /del/ 2015-05-04 16:05

/del/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:08

>>20
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:21

rep

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:32

Everyone who doesn't fully watch, like and favorite this is a fascist homophobic cis scum /pol/ nazi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kOGbxNanys
Bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLk1GTg5Ns

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:47

>>22,23
back to /v/

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 17:00

>>16
I'm not a "cis", I'm Straight and proud of it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 17:14

>>24
I don't think you watched the videos.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 20:04

>>19
Not a huge surprise when you look at the proponents of Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:12

del

Name: del 2015-05-04 22:02

del

Name: Anonymous 2020-05-08 22:06

We need a more virulent strain!

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