gc is cancer

gc is cancer made to enable php scripters to "code". if you're unable to perform memory management in your code, it typically means that 1. you have no idea what your memory footprint is and 2. you're very likely going to do a lot of silly things.

I can't be bothered to go to great length about the details of why gc is a huge PoS and the primary reason why memory usage has literally /exploded/ over the past 10 years

Never worked with concurrency before, eh?

literally /exploded/

Hackers can turn your home computer into a BOMB & blow your family to smithereens!

Don't care. My recursive closures are not important that your memory. If you don't like it, go back to using Windows 95.

1. Why should I?
2. Silly things are not that bad with modern hardware. We've got plenty of memory.

gc is a huge Point of Sale

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/exploded/

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